Dad wanted to play poe again ''I wanna be a badass melee user''
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There are plenty of vids up with people one shotting bosses with melee. Plenty of vids of people deep delving with melee.
Melee is fine. Yeah if you want to farm currency and be a douche hoarding pixels, use a ranged skill. Just be a meta-junky. Post up your death count tho because there's no way you're even remotely durable with 5k and 45% evasion. Cool movement speed of 3000% bro. And your +7 bow. Cookie cutter junk. Have fun passing the game by for those chaos, alch and fuses. Wow look at me, I made 3ex per hour... barf. Also change the record. How many times have you posted this over the years? Every league. OKAY WE GET IT YOU DON'T LIKE MELEE. Just stop. Deliver pain exquisite
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" You shouldn't project your self here it doesn't end well. Dys an sohm Rohs an kyn Sahl djahs afah Mah morn narr Last edited by Coconutdoggy#1805 on Jan 25, 2019, 10:07:22 PM
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 EDIT: but on topic it's really cool your parent's support you playing video games and will even play alongside with you. Mine won't. Last edited by coatofarms#2347 on Jan 25, 2019, 11:02:22 PM
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" Yeah whatever. TBH, real talk, it's hard to take your "pro" advice seriously when you, of all people who try their asses off to be edgy and cool and OF THE GAME, made this div card that 99% of people won't even pick up. In the age of Skyforth no less. I mean if you had used your supporter pack for anything worth anything, I'd be like okay at least she made a contribution to the game, no matter her forum posts. But bro, be honest do you even pick them up?? And back on topic, you've never actually spelled out the problem of melee. Like ever. All you do is call it dogshit. Like WHY! Because your hero actually has to be where it kills things (or relatively close compared to ranged attacks)? I mean TS clears the entire screen (it struggles on single target however). MS melts the game and if you opt for Juggernaut, you can AFK Uber Elder, it's a joke. Cyclone Slayer is undeniable the best Lab runner out there. Like I get it, bow builds can clear off screen. Okay. But it's not like melee run around killing one enemy at a time or can't stack decent amount of movement speed. Also, wtf are you even doing with 5k health that's worth anything to speak of. I mean okay, farm T11s all day that's cool, but I don't see how that translates to melee being shit. Like I said if your goal is to do nothing but speed run maps for pixels as if having 44 mirrors makes you cool, then of course melee won't work. But if you actually want to play content and challenge yourself then melee is ideal. Deliver pain exquisite
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" Can't hear you too much swag in my name Too much swag in my clan who obey me Too much swag in my family Too much swag in GGG too much 40/40s SWAG muh 24 inch chromes and stackin paperz can't hear you Sorry melee suck ass other than molten strike deal with it even grown fathers agree it's ass sorry I only talk to people who have experience! And I made that card for one single reason for a very very close friend whom I love very dearly well not that much love but close enough I couldn't give a fuck if it was a white item shit i could make 5 more just to piss you off while supporting ggg cuz I'M FUCKING A BEAST. The basic idea was okay just make a troll volls alright done no debates no nothing. You have nothing and I have everything that I desire and that's that. BYAAAAAAA Go on hate on me more stalk me more I welcome it cause quite frankly it's all you do. Dys an sohm Rohs an kyn Sahl djahs afah Mah morn narr Last edited by Coconutdoggy#1805 on Jan 26, 2019, 12:28:44 AM
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You know what, nevermind.
Deliver pain exquisite Last edited by ultratiem#0592 on Jan 26, 2019, 12:40:37 AM
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" this is one creepy individual dont get into his radar, he will find you and he ll dox you Trust your mind and strengthen your abilities!
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" My dad does :D and hes had multiple 99s in D2 Dys an sohm Rohs an kyn Sahl djahs afah Mah morn narr Last edited by Coconutdoggy#1805 on Jan 26, 2019, 4:14:35 AM
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" Cyclone cast on crit frostbolt maybe something he would like. Ease into the pure melee, get some offscreen leech while standing in fire :p Multiple 100's in d2 became irrelevant after the cows, it was very hard when you only got xp off big D. 99 to 100 was the hardest grind ever. I died at like 88 on the first ladder (multi light, the big clouds), was so upset took the next day off work :( Happy to see your dad is playing, poe is actually better than d2 in some ways, he is gonna like :) |
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