Favorite quotes from frequent off topic posters

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Moonyu wrote:
"look you stupid bastard you've got no arms left"
"yes I have"
"LOOK!"
"It's just a flesh wound."
'An open mind is like a Fortress with it's gates unbarred and unguarded'.
Last edited by hostilesinbound on Dec 26, 2013, 5:50:04 PM
I've had worse.
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Moonyu wrote:
I am the moon the rises and the moon that sets. I am the whole of the moon and the quarter full moon and I'm made of greene cheese.

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Are you fucking crazy? Now they may be gay, but that's not their son. That's the ape!
"Withdrawing in disgust is not the same as apathy"

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Hardlicker wrote:
I give up. You win.



Surrender accepted.
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Moonyu wrote:
I was willing to accept terms of surrender but I had my information wrong again. It turns out that it is in fact I that am surrendering. I now bow my head and offer allegiance to the mighty Hardlicker.
"Withdrawing in disgust is not the same as apathy"

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Hardlicker wrote:
No no. I am truly the one that lost and I must now accept my defeat the dignity my conqueror deserves.


I shall worship you as a God from now on.



Yeah, well don't let it happen again.
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Moonyu wrote:
I'm Hardlicker's bitch


And don't you forget it lad.

"Withdrawing in disgust is not the same as apathy"

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Hardlicker wrote:
I am so fucking drunk right now. I hope MoonYu doesn't kick my ass again.


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Xpire wrote:
Wait just a minute! Hardlicker surrender to me last week!



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Vakirauta wrote:
Hey Hardlicker! I'm still waiting for my tribute you owe me from when you surrendered ten days ago!



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Pavshaus wrote:
Hardlicker backed out of his promise to surrender to me too! Now that the power is back on, I'm going to kick some lick!



Get your tickets here! Get your programs here! Hardlicker the surrender monkey verses the Off Topic. You can't tell the loser (Hardlicker) from the field without your program!
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Moonyu wrote:
i always wanted to be hard core but my mom never let me.. sigh
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VictorDoom wrote:
Mom taught me how to swim by rowing out to the middle of the lake and throwing me in. That's how I learned to swim!



She wasn't trying to teach you to swim!

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