Favorite quotes from frequent off topic posters

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One man, and one woman are required. And it's awesome and beautiful. Two men... Doing whatever, will not result in reproduction, and I find it very unnattactive and unpleasant. Wich is my right. But as stated above, I could care less. I don't tell people what to do with their junk.

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peachii wrote:

Logic fail. "Nature intends man to have sex with women" does not equal "nature does not intend man to have sex with man." From what I can tell of the male sex drive, nature intended them to try to put their dick in pretty much everything.

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bhavv wrote:

Brainzzzzzzz.

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DeckardXLeah wrote:

Why am I angry gelatin?

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Do you smell it? That smell. A kind of smelly smell. The smelly smell that smells... smelly.

Anchovies.

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I fuckin lul'd

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Hardlicker wrote:

I hear shitposting is at an all time low.

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You heard right Hardlicker.

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Hardlicker wrote:

You mean it's happening less frequently? Or has it became so predictably lame that it's not worth reading?

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Yes!

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Hardlicker wrote:

Plus I hear that Charan changed his name to a symbol or something. I think it's Chinese for...Crouching tiger, hidden Bengal.

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It doesn't mean that. It means...something else but not that.

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Hardlicker wrote:

It doesn't matter anyway, I don't speak in astronomy symbol language.

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I think you mean astrology.

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goetzjam wrote:

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goetzjam wrote:

Literally the worst fucking idea ever.

I mean, I'm against it too, but I generally rank the Holocaust higher up on the really-bad-idea hierarchy.

Maybe equal.