Favorite quotes from frequent off topic posters

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Moonyu wrote:
I've just been thinking about all the advantages a one-legged man has. He saves on socks. He doesn't have to worry about trimming as many toenails... fewer corns and bunions. I've been contemplating asking her to cut off the other one.

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Voidin_Blitz wrote:
Our interest lies in stopping those who would see all good falter. It lies in stopping the powers of misrule from coming of age. It lies in finding that damned book, and thwarting a vile beast of a man who shall not rest until God himself is thrown down, and all of creation becomes Satan's black hell-besmeared farting hole!
"Withdrawing in disgust is not the same as apathy"

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Rotunda_PoE wrote:

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▄██THE YURI TANK██▅▄▃▂.
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(cant exceed 5 lines, no dual yuri tanks.... just one....)


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Rotunda_PoE wrote:
history lesson W/ rotunda


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Rotunda_PoE wrote:


and i used real quotes unlike you cheaters
"You can't bash someone else's shitty taste in music when you listen to 'grindcore'" -TheWretch̢
Last edited by Fire_Kid on Dec 9, 2014, 10:25:22 PM
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Fire_Kid wrote:
and I lack the imagination the rest of you Godlike beings use to amuse my simple existence.


Oh, don't let to bother you Fire_Kid. Being a Godlike being isn't all its cracked up to be. The Orgies are nice and getting away with murder (Haven't seen EpsilonWhale around have you?) and the cut of the MTX market, the cars, the castles, the servants, the....well its still isn't all that much fun.
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Moonyu wrote:
I used to be a necrophiliac.. until the rotten [Removed by Support] split on me
I carve and sell real animal skulls, check out my work here: https://www.instagram.com/victorseiche/
https://www.facebook.com/victorseicheart/
World first Uber Atziri as 2h and 2h RT build: https://www.pathofexile.com/forum/view-thread/1058950
Highest level char in Closed Beta, Wytchfindergeneral
Last edited by Support on Jan 11, 2015, 5:43:26 PM
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Babaji wrote:
There is no "overkill". There is only "open fire" and "I need to reload."
If you ask a stupid question, expect stupid answers.
If you post a troll thread, expect troll replies.
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Hardlicker wrote:
Its times like this I wish I had listened to MoonYu.


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Lachdanan wrote:
Why? What did he say?



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Hardlicker wrote:
I don't know. I wasn't listening.
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Er, Kommisar one question, what is this black pill thing? Is it antibiotic?


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TheWretch wrote:
Ahem. No, that's cyanide. In case Nazis capture you.


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What?! Cyanide?! But God forbids suicide! I'd go straight to hell!


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TheWretch wrote:
Listen Altar boy, if you get captured, you're already going to hell. Trust me the pill is faster.


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I could never take my own life!


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TheWretch wrote:
Fine! Then give me your pill.
If you ask a stupid question, expect stupid answers.
If you post a troll thread, expect troll replies.
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Väkirauta wrote:
Victor and I could wipe the floor with you guys.



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TheWretch wrote:
Wipe your own damn floors! These are ours!
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Moonyu wrote:
Oh my God, the emperor of Fucksville came down from Fucksville to give me a pass! Hey, what are the citizens of Fucksville doing today when their emperor's gone? Is it, is it mayhem? Are people lauding and raping? What are all the little fuckheads doing while you're here?

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Väkirauta wrote:
The nice thing about being rescued by Italians is that they feed you, make you drink red wine, then you get to dance.

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VictorDoom wrote:
I want to jerk off - but that's not why I do it. I do it because I NEED to.

"Withdrawing in disgust is not the same as apathy"

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Hardlicker wrote:

I think I'm sophisticated 'cause I'm living my life
Like a good homo sapiens
But all around me everybody's multiplying and
They're walking round like flies man
So I'm no better than the animals sitting
In the cages in the zoo man
Cause compared to the flowers and the birds and the trees
I am an apeman.


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Väkirauta wrote:
I think I'm so educated and I'm so civilized
'cause I'm a strict vegetarian
But with the over-population and inflation and starvation
And the crazy politicians
I don't feel safe in this world no more,
I don't want to die in a nuclear war.
I want to sail away to a distant shore and make like an apeman.


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VictorDoom wrote:
I'm an apeman, I'm an ape, apeman, oh I'm an apeman
I'm a King Kong man, I'm a voodoo man, oh I'm an apeman
Cause compared to the sun that sits in the sky,
Compared to the clouds as they roll by,
Compared to the bugs and the spiders and flies I am an apeman.



Thought we were goats....

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