Path of Exile Soda Machine
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To play with his Moonspawn while making fart jokes.
I put in a rusty can full of lemon peels and a salt shaker. What do YOU get? |
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Sent to get some Mexican moonshine.
I put in last week's tv guide, a pair of gloves and a feather. What do I get? Exit, pursued by a Plummeting Ursa. Finding Names for your Characters Loot Filter Colour Palettes Namen für Eure Charaktere Informationen zur Benutzung des Forums Last edited by Alysma on Dec 2, 2013, 1:50:00 PM
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" Just another TV reality show where boxers have to tickle each other into submission. I put in a can of spray paint and the tallest person on the planet. What do I get? "Withdrawing in disgust is not the same as apathy"
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A wet paint benchmark.
I put in a bucket and some rocks. What do I get? |
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A rocket and some bucks
I put in a picture of the pope, a rope, some dope and a Star Wars 1 A New Hope DVD What do I get? Heavy in the morning
Metal in the night | |
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A rather mellow Pope watching a the 3rd best movie in the franchise while wondering if the rope is hemp.
I put in Google, Bing and Yahoo. What do I get? Crafting doesn't exist in POE. Gambling does...and the house always wins.
Velocireptile - I LOL'ed. Which made me fart. I wish the office were empty right now :( Hardlicker - I had to push the dog out of the way so I could get to the sexy quilt. | |
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YaBling-O
The interactive search engine game of the future™ Brought to you by BLAMMO!- the makers of LOG I put in nostalgia, a nostril and 47 ounces of paprika. What do I get? All the things I want to remember are in the places I'd like to forget.
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A cheap high with vivid hallucinations.
 I put in Peyton Manning, Tom Brady, and Dan Marino. What do I get? Crafting doesn't exist in POE. Gambling does...and the house always wins.
Velocireptile - I LOL'ed. Which made me fart. I wish the office were empty right now :( Hardlicker - I had to push the dog out of the way so I could get to the sexy quilt. | |
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A Lingerie Football Team.
Spoiler
 I put in a Monkey, a Dart gun and a Balloon. What do I get? You can be the ripest, juiciest peach in the world,
and there’s still going to be somebody who hates peaches. |
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A simian air raid.
I put in the dying potted plant from the window sill, a starfish and a tv. What do I get? Exit, pursued by a Plummeting Ursa.
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