Path of Exile Soda Machine

A pain in the necroing.


I put in sarcasm, irony and I_NO. What do you get?
MoonYu gets a nice cone full of pragmatism and seriousness, sprinkled with Bex-Sugar.

I put in some Haters and Flamers. What do I get?
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You get kicked out of OT.

I put in an old laptop and a Mjolner, what do I get?
"Metas rotate all the time, eventually the developers will buff melee"
PoE 2013-2018
Desync and a overheated GPU.

I sneaky put in some Vaal Orbs and a Chris Announcement, what do i get?
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Bex taking over all of GGG and Chris qqing about it.

I put in Fairgeaves' crew and an exalted orb, what do I get?
"Metas rotate all the time, eventually the developers will buff melee"
PoE 2013-2018
Mutiny.

I put in this and that, what do I get?
You won't get no glory on that side of the hole.
Toilet paper, used for this to take away that.

I put in boredom and time left at work. What do i get?
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A negative time warp distortion.

I put in youthful indiscretion and a parking ticket. what do I get?
You are now pregnant and your car was towed away.

I put in Energy Drink and Earl Gray tea. What do I get?
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