Path of Exile Soda Machine

This is a forum game and pretty simple. You come up and put something the Soda Machine. The next person to post tells you what you get back and put something else into the machine. There are no restrictions on what you can put it. Also the soda machine is immune from anything it put out. if the output is an explosion, the machine is undamaged.

I will start.

I put in Merveil

what do I get?
Sleazy fish porn.

I put in my right pinkie finger.

What do I get?
I don't have sig :D -- gracy123
Last edited by Onionspam on Sep 14, 2012, 9:32:08 PM
Bitten

I put in tree fiddy
A blurred photo of something in a lake and $3.50 change.

I put in a piece of old sushi and an ipod. What do I get?
A can of tuna

I put in a pen and a piece of paper.

What do I get?
Hai everybody
A monkey and a typewriter.

I put in a Mirror of Kalandra.
Disregard witches, aquire currency.
You get a mirrored soda machine.

I put in a piece of paper with "Do a barrel roll!" written on it.

What do I get?
* Cheers from Argentina, the land of ping and packet loss *

#HYPEGATE

GMT -3
"Unexpected error
mirrored_Soda_Machine() input null"

I put in an Act 3 prediction thread.
What do I get?

.momru fo otohp dlo na ni tup I
?teg I od tahW
Devolving Wilds
Land
“T, Sacrifice Devolving Wilds: Search your library for a basic land card and reveal it. Then shuffle your library.”
A Yucca plant with a venomous scorpion hidden somewhere in the pot.

I put in my old hiking boots and a corroded battery. What do I get?
Last edited by Alysma on Sep 17, 2012, 10:01:56 AM
Toe Fungus and Skin Irritation

I put in a Kiwi and a jar of jelly, what do I get?

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