Path of Exile Soda Machine

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ToxicRatt wrote:
Sam Snead laughing at you, calling you a duffer, and telling you to get out of the woods.

I put in a cat, a rawhide chew bone, and a bag of skittles. What pops out?


An extremely hard to eat yet colorful pu...... err candy.

I put in a coaster, a roaster and a toaster.. what do I get?
We can easily forgive a child who is afraid of the dark; the real tragedy of life is when men are afraid of the light.
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I put in a coaster, a roaster and a toaster.. what do I get?


You get a ticket to the grocer.

I put in a bottle cap, what do I get?
U get popped, sukka!


I put in The Great Insanity.

What do I get?
I make music, you can listen and dl for free at https://analogmunky.bandcamp.com/music or https://soundcloud.com/analogmunky/tracks
Your threads moved to general.


I put in the Apathy guild and the Church of the Mooned.

What do I get?
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Moonyu wrote:
Your threads moved to general.


I put in the Apathy guild and the Church of the Mooned.

What do I get?


A goatman too lazy to howl at the moon.

I add a cat that I found in the backyard freshly killed by my new dog that I rescued from the pound and being struck dumbfounded by the ironic juxtaposition of karma.

What do I get?
"Withdrawing in disgust is not the same as apathy"

Love letters from Piety.

I put in all of our single socks and comet ISON. What do I get?
Lost in space.


I put in a forum troll and a bag of rusty nails with a rabid raccoon.

What do I get?
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Moonyu wrote:


I put in a forum troll and a bag of rusty nails with a rabid raccoon.

What do I get?


A crucified Arp...errr...troll wearing a coonskin hat.

I put in tycoon simulator, 10 exalts, and a boy scout. What do I get?
Crafting doesn't exist in POE. Gambling does...and the house always wins.

Velocireptile - I LOL'ed. Which made me fart. I wish the office were empty right now :(

Hardlicker - I had to push the dog out of the way so I could get to the sexy quilt.
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ToxicRatt wrote:
I put in tycoon simulator, 10 exalts, and a boy scout. What do I get?


A kid who's too young to run his own company but is ruthlessly generous helping old ladies across the trade chat highway.

I put in someone with a high pitch shrill voice singing Barry White songs at karaoke and a crowd of ice hockey fans that just watched their team lose the final.

What do I get?
"Withdrawing in disgust is not the same as apathy"

A toothless person who has learned their lesson about singing.

I put in a dvd, a submarine, and a turkey sub (hero sandwich).
What do I get?
All the things I want to remember are in the places I'd like to forget.

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