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That is a very evil thing you've got. You better give it back so I can take it and throw it off the earth. It brought unhappiness to my family. If you don't give it to me it'll bring grief to you and your family too.
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I'm stuck in this pit, working for less than slave wages. Working on my day off, the goddamn steel shutters are closed, I deal with every backward ass fuck on the planet. I smell like shoe polish. My ex-girlfriend is catatonic after fucking a dead guy. And my present girlfriend has sucked 36 dicks.
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You're pretty strong for a little lady and you have a lot of hair on your lip. We don't like our waitresses to have hairy lips. So I'll tell you what, shave. Oh, and after you shave, you're fired.
"Withdrawing in disgust is not the same as apathy"
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Posted byHardlickeron Feb 23, 2014, 9:05:33 PM
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Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so? There's a support group for that. It's called EVERYBODY, and they meet at the bar.
"Withdrawing in disgust is not the same as apathy"
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Posted byHardlickeron Feb 24, 2014, 8:07:05 PM
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I tried to take Moon's advice and just randomly start beating strangers on the street, but it's just not working.
I think I'll try Lachdanan's advice and start drinking before I go in. Or was that's Xpire's?
Fuck it! I'm going to follow Vakirauta into depression and bitch and bitch and bitch!
At least you have a plan now. Good Luck. (I still think you should have used a kangaroo instead of the wallaby. They make a more satisfying smack sound when they connect.)
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Posted byDeletedon Feb 24, 2014, 8:12:58 PM
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hello doctor, i think my penis tastes funny
I carve and sell real animal skulls, check out my work here: https://www.instagram.com/victorseiche/
https://www.facebook.com/victorseicheart/
World first Uber Atziri as 2h and 2h RT build: https://www.pathofexile.com/forum/view-thread/1058950
Highest level char in Closed Beta, Wytchfindergeneral
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Posted byVictorDoomon Feb 25, 2014, 1:57:18 AM
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Take this job and shove it I ain't workin' here no more
My boss wont give me that pay rise that I kinda deserve.
Ya, better not try and stand in my way
Cause I'm walkin', out the door
Take this job and shove it I ain't working here no more
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I can measure almost anything phallic shaped as my gag reflex no longer works.
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He was full of plans. Have you got any plans, Hardlicker? Do you want us to find a cure and save the world or just fall in love and fuck? Plans are pointless. Staying alive's as good as it gets.
"Withdrawing in disgust is not the same as apathy"
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Posted byHardlickeron Feb 25, 2014, 3:26:38 PM
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badges? We don't need no stinking badges!
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Posted byDeletedon Feb 25, 2014, 3:32:00 PM
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you gotta real perty mouth ain you? you gonna do some prayin for me, boy. And you better pray good.
I carve and sell real animal skulls, check out my work here: https://www.instagram.com/victorseiche/
https://www.facebook.com/victorseicheart/
World first Uber Atziri as 2h and 2h RT build: https://www.pathofexile.com/forum/view-thread/1058950
Highest level char in Closed Beta, Wytchfindergeneral
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Posted byVictorDoomon Feb 25, 2014, 3:37:37 PM
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I don't get it! I'm richer, more handsome, and younger! But somehow Moon always gets the girl!
Two words....
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Posted byDeletedon Feb 25, 2014, 3:48:32 PM
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Two days of this horrible job to go. I've already started to tell a few people exactly how moronic I think they are. I don't think I'll be receiving a thank you morning tea in my honor, in fact I wont be missed at all and the feeling is mutual.
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Yeah, well what can I tell you? In the pizza business, when things are slow you tend to eat the inventory.
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Hey, I don't wanna sound like a queer or nothin', but I think unicorns are kick ass!
"Withdrawing in disgust is not the same as apathy"
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Posted byHardlickeron Feb 26, 2014, 3:31:03 PM
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when people call me while im taking a shit i usually hold the phone to my ass and fart on it, then tell them it seems that our call is getting interrupted.
and thats how i shat on my phone
I carve and sell real animal skulls, check out my work here: https://www.instagram.com/victorseiche/
https://www.facebook.com/victorseicheart/
World first Uber Atziri as 2h and 2h RT build: https://www.pathofexile.com/forum/view-thread/1058950
Highest level char in Closed Beta, Wytchfindergeneral
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Posted byVictorDoomon Feb 26, 2014, 3:33:34 PM
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