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So i brought a lady home last night after a few drinks, things started getting hot and heavy but suddenly she asked me what is her name.. Its fair to say i did not know, she started crying, probably tears of joy since she got to be with me and she didnt tell me to stop either so i finished moments later, i gave her a tap with my finger on her nose followed by a thumbs up then fell asleep after i threw some cab money on the floor
I carve and sell real animal skulls, check out my work here: https://www.instagram.com/victorseiche/
https://www.facebook.com/victorseicheart/
World first Uber Atziri as 2h and 2h RT build: https://www.pathofexile.com/forum/view-thread/1058950
Highest level char in Closed Beta, Wytchfindergeneral Last edited by VictorDoom on Feb 5, 2014, 9:40:30 PM
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Posted byVictorDoomon Feb 5, 2014, 9:33:13 PM
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How did I end up here. And more importantly, who ate my toast?
When a banker jumps out of a window, jump after him, that's where the money is.
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Posted byXpireon Feb 5, 2014, 9:38:27 PM
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A few years ago an ex-girl of mine
Asked me to keep her name out of my rhymes
So I said this rhyme that I'm about to say
It came from the heart and it went this way:
Go to hell girl, you make me sick!
I hope your new boyfriend gets cancer in his dick
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I don't think I want to know a six-year-old who isn't a dreamer, or a sillyheart. And I sure don't want to know one who takes their student career seriously. I don't have a college degree. I don't even have a job. But I know a good kid when I see one. Because they're ALL good kids, until dried-out, brain-dead skags like you drag them down and convince them they're no good. You so much as scowl at my niece, or any other kid in this school, and I hear about it, I'm coming looking for you! Take this quarter, go downtown, and have a rat gnaw that thing off your face! Good day to you, madam.
"Withdrawing in disgust is not the same as apathy"
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Posted byHardlickeron Feb 6, 2014, 6:34:31 PM
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Its not that I didn't try to be a nice person. Its that I really really hate mimes.
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Posted byDeletedon Feb 7, 2014, 4:40:29 AM
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Well im not a racist but if theres one thing i hate its those god damn big lipped [Removed by Admin]
I carve and sell real animal skulls, check out my work here: https://www.instagram.com/victorseiche/
https://www.facebook.com/victorseicheart/
World first Uber Atziri as 2h and 2h RT build: https://www.pathofexile.com/forum/view-thread/1058950
Highest level char in Closed Beta, Wytchfindergeneral
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Posted byVictorDoomon Feb 7, 2014, 7:38:08 AM
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So your Honor
It was all in fun.
The little bitty track meet
Down on Main street was just to see if the cops could run.
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Posted byDeletedon Feb 7, 2014, 7:47:05 AM
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How did my rat eat my cat at the same time the cat ate my dog?
When a banker jumps out of a window, jump after him, that's where the money is.
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Posted byXpireon Feb 7, 2014, 9:06:53 AM
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i swear to god guys, the hooker didnt ask for money
I carve and sell real animal skulls, check out my work here: https://www.instagram.com/victorseiche/
https://www.facebook.com/victorseicheart/
World first Uber Atziri as 2h and 2h RT build: https://www.pathofexile.com/forum/view-thread/1058950
Highest level char in Closed Beta, Wytchfindergeneral
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Posted byVictorDoomon Feb 7, 2014, 9:08:15 AM
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I think Xpire Is a foxy devil. I even declared my love to him In his thread. Awh those hairy man boobs.
When a banker jumps out of a window, jump after him, that's where the money is.
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Posted byXpireon Feb 7, 2014, 9:09:20 AM
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i wish i would look as good as victor in a full latex gimp suit
I carve and sell real animal skulls, check out my work here: https://www.instagram.com/victorseiche/
https://www.facebook.com/victorseicheart/
World first Uber Atziri as 2h and 2h RT build: https://www.pathofexile.com/forum/view-thread/1058950
Highest level char in Closed Beta, Wytchfindergeneral
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Posted byVictorDoomon Feb 7, 2014, 9:43:46 AM
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