The PoE is for Spork

dont have a sporker, will never have a sporker, totems and summoners are just dogshit builds imo, I hate them, dont just dislike them, I fucking hate them with a passion for the boring, shit builds that they are.
I love all you people on the forums, we can disagree but still be friends and respect each other :)
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Morgoth2356 wrote:
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johnKeys wrote:
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bhavv wrote:

The drop rate and crafting system is exactly how this genre of RPG works, if you dont like it, then this isnt exactly the right game for you.


oh god please not this crap again.



No offense or what so ever, but mate, I tend to have the same reaction when I see one of your thread or post on the forums these days.


no hard feelings man.

there are two things you should know about me:

1) I respect other players, and people in general.
(partial) list of things you will NEVER see me write to someone

"Learn To Play"
"maybe this game isn't for you"
"scrub" (all forms. including "scrubcore", and "altf4core")


2) most of what I write has a reason and a point. if you can't see it right away, read again. if you still can't see it - ask me and I'll explain my point of view better.

you can disagree with me. you sure have a right to do so.
you can even put me on the "troll list" of ignarsoll's forum script.
I won't mind, as long as you argue in a civil manner, if you choose to do so.
Alva: I'm sweating like a hog in heat
Shadow: That was fun
Last edited by johnKeys#6083 on Sep 10, 2013, 9:27:39 AM
no sporker will reply here...
they are busy ingame stacking their wealth...

im with you!
It's funny, I've played with a lot of people in this game. A lot of them are insanely wealthy. Yesterday I ran with some of them, and the ONLY things we ran were unique maps of theirs. It was nothing for them to chisel unique maps up to 20%. They popped in and out of group and made over 55 exalts worth of purchases in the two hours I was with them. Not a one of them ran spork. They made their currency in trade. Spork is how a self found player gets moderately wealthy. It won't make you richest on the server by any means, and it won't guarantee any decent drops, either.

The funny thing is, real life works exactly the same way. The guy who sells Iphones makes a lot more money than the guy who physically assembles them by hand.
Indeed Rebo, the moral of the story: best way to accumulate wealth fastest is still to run maps.



Spoiler
And someone will sarcastically add: "with spork!" :P
POE is a constantly evolving game, so expect balance changes, buffs and nerfs STILL!
I have a sporker, I've have enough characters to get along with.

I want loot, sporker gets me loot, duh?
MonstaMunch: "You're just jelly because you can't afford to mirror my rod. It's 100% reel."

GooberM: "How does that not warrant a good ol' stabby-stabby?"
heh I have been leveling a summoner sporker these past few weeks for the express purpose of being an MF'er.
20+ minions and spamming spork seems to be easy mode even being like lvl 63 with shitty gear running maps is easy as hell. now I just need to start building an MF set. yes i finally caved and am making an MF toon. I just hate not having any crafting materials damnit and the drops are so shitty it would take me years to do anything without it. I guess if you cant beat 'em join 'em.
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didevol wrote:
I want loot, sporker gets me loot, duh?


indeed. and non-magic-finder gets you loot with the odds of winning the lottery, regardless of your achievements in the game and/or how good you are playing it.

which is the point of this whole thread:
when magic find is needed to progress, something is just terribly wrong.

it's not about Sporkers. it's about faulty design.
Alva: I'm sweating like a hog in heat
Shadow: That was fun
Found a way not to be a sporker but with the same layout XD
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Sexcalibure wrote:
tuning this bitch. Atleast its not a fucking sporker
Spoiler
*raises hand*

Summoners are more OP than sporkers anyway. And I do have a summoner.
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