The PoE is for Spork

Yes I have a sporker. Is it MF? NO! I like to run maps and I cant afford shvs wrappings so just no.

*raises hand*

And I will never make one because it looks way too boring.

Incidentally I don't have any MF-character at all, but that may be because I don't have a character in current "endgame". I doubt I will put much effort into making one in the future either though. Reason being that I just don't like the idea of gimping myself just to find more items.

Joined a group the other day. All 6 of us are witches. Jokingly asked if everyone was a sporker. Turns out everyone was a sporker.
The poe is for spork.

Don't knock the shock!

I don't have a sporker, and will never build one. It's more enjoyable to get a good drop with my non-mf fireball witch rather than with just another boring glass-cannon sporker.

No sporker here.

It would be nice if you'd stop insulting everyone who trades. There are scammers out there, but the vast majority are not.

*** RAISES HAND ***

But...

I do have a dual fireball totem with fire penetration, LMP, increased burn damage and full summoner doods.

It's another johnkeys thread, how original.

The poe is for spork.
The poe is for spork.
so grab your d**k and double click to spork spork spork!

To the melody of "the internet is for porn"

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johnKeys wrote:

anyone who doesn't yet have a Magic Find Sporker in their account, please raise your hands.

Spoiler

yes I'm being sarcastic, and yes I'm extremely angry

I don't have sporker. Instead I have dual totem Arc + Lightning Penetration + Spell Totem + IQ + IR.

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