Path of Exile Soda Machine

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Alysma wrote:


I put in a box of matches and a New Zealand travel guide. What do I get?


A kiwi barbecue gone bad.
Spoiler


I put in some NoDoz and a collection of old 8 track tapes, what do I get?
We can easily forgive a child who is afraid of the dark; the real tragedy of life is when men are afraid of the light.
Vakirauta playing PoE for forty hours straight.


I put in dark matter and a copy of So long and thanks for all the fish.



What do you get?
jesus riding a unicorn.

I put in path of exile and I start playing.

what do I get?
'An open mind is like a Fortress with it's gates unbarred and unguarded'.
Last edited by hostilesinbound on Nov 1, 2013, 12:53:59 PM
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jesus riding a unicorn.

I put in path of exile and I start playing.

what do I get?


400 pieces of nothing that you need.

I put in diesel fuel and the heads of 2 Devs. (it's a game so get over it before you start)

What do I get?
We can easily forgive a child who is afraid of the dark; the real tragedy of life is when men are afraid of the light.
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Vakirauta wrote:

I put in Simple and Complex, what do YOU get?


You get to be a one person mosh pit for the band "A Simple Complex".

I put in a bottle of cannola and a wheelchair, what do I get?
We can easily forgive a child who is afraid of the dark; the real tragedy of life is when men are afraid of the light.
The fastest man on two wheels.

I put in copper wire and two rotted teeth.

What do I get?
All the things I want to remember are in the places I'd like to forget.
An English Power Generator.


I put in Bad intentions and auto-tune.


What do you get?
Your teeth kicked out, your lower jaw removed. The tongue is left dangling, though.




I put my left leg in and shook it all about. what do i get.


Smoother than Smooth.
Thrown into a corny jail.

I put in a Harley Davidson and a Feather.

What do I get?
We can easily forgive a child who is afraid of the dark; the real tragedy of life is when men are afraid of the light.
A dieselpunk's mechanical quill.

I put in some kelp and the moon, what do I get?

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