Leave your best joke...to pass the time ; []

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Jelly wrote:

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majestykingmob wrote:

What do you call a bunch of kids posting really bad jokes, begging for beta keys and cluttering up the forums?











Fucking annoying.

qft

These jokes are LAME. Most of them are probably copy and pasted anyway.

Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson were going camping. They pitched their tent under the stars and went to sleep. Sometime in the middle of the night Holmes woke Watson up and said: "Watson, look up at the stars, and tell me what you see." Watson replied: "I see millions and millions of stars." Holmes said: "And what do you deduce from that?" Watson replied: "Well, if there are millions of stars, and if even a few of those have planets, it’s quite likely there are some planets like Earth out there. And if there are a few planets like Earth out there, there might also be life." And Holmes said: "Watson, you idiot, it means that somebody stole our tent."

Ba dum tish - the thread.

most of these made me chuckle, but I dont have any myself to post.

lol

a ship sinks.
3 people survive,
2 men, 1 woman
stranded on an island,
says one man to another,
Let us have sex with her.. in alternating
after 3 weeks ... all is okey
after 5 weeks is difficult
after 7 weeks of one man says to the other
Its dosnt work anymore :(
"why?"
because the corpse of the woman after 7 weeks was full of maggots and worms that it was no longer fun

(sry for bad english, hope its possible to understand)

A man goes to the doctor and the doctor says:

- Sir you're going to have to stop masturbating

the man replies:

- Why's that?

the doctor says:

- I'm trying to examine you.

Two kids were counting a ball.

Two Necrophiliacs are walking down the street, they pass a morgue and one Necrophiliac says to the other Necrophiliac, HEY!, Wanna go in for a couple of cold ones?

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BurnThrew wrote:

On a traffic light green means 'go' and yellow means 'yield', but on a banana it's just the opposite. Green means 'hold on,' yellow means 'go ahead,' and red means, 'where the fuck did you get that banana at?'

yellow means caution.... or warning not yield.

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twistedmeadow wrote:

a ship sinks.
3 people survive,
2 men, 1 woman
stranded on an island,
says one man to another,
Let us have sex with her.. in alternating
after 3 weeks ... all is okey
after 5 weeks is difficult
after 7 weeks of one man says to the other
Its dosnt work anymore :(
"why?"
because the corpse of the woman after 7 weeks was full of maggots and worms that it was no longer fun

(sry for bad english, hope its possible to understand)

i thought she was alive? O_o