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Two cannibals are walking down a path and one of them starts grabbing his stomach in a bit of pain.
'Hey, you ok?'
'My stomach is really upset'.
'Hrmm, did you eat anything lately?'
'Yeah, I ate some guy last night'
'Oh, well, what did he look like?'
'Well, nothing unusual. Kinda bald, a bit fat, he was wearing a brown robe. I think he was from some church or something.'
'Ahh. How did you cook him?'
'I boiled him'
'Well THERE's your problem. Those are Friars!'



#2 Two cannibals are eating a clown. The first one turns to the second one and says 'Hey, Does this taste funny to you?'

He again flew away.
Shaco take from back :D

Two nuts go for a walk. One nut was assaulted.

A man walks into a bar an says "dam that hurt".

What's black and blue and hates sex?

"Ok."

Idk if some people get that.

Sidal is next on beta timer!

Question:
What is the difference between a wife and a job?


Answer:
The job still sucks after 10 years

Why did the little girl fall off of the swing?

Because she didn't have any arms!

Question:
How do you drown a blonde?


Answer:
You put a scratch-and-sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool.