Leave your best joke...to pass the time ; []
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hocus pocus give me key
Try not to waste it .
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hocus pocus make that two.
Last edited by Shoutur on Sep 6, 2011, 2:08:00 PM
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Knock knock.
Who's there? Atch. Atch who? Bless you! Subtle huh? | |
" Clever little bugger aren't ya? :D | |
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How many transcendentalists does it take to change a light bulb?
To get to the other side. | |
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StarCraft 2 to the rescue.
Spine Crawler - Hey Helion you have facebook? Helion - Uhhhh sure? Spine Crawler - Well I'M GOING TO GIVE YOU A POKE! He did it!
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~Dirty Joke~
Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Sure Never mind, it's too long. ~Evil Joke~ Why'd the kid drop his Ice Cream Cone? Why? Because he got hit by a bus. ~Slightly racist, but not really~ What do you call a black man flying a plane? What? A pilot.. https://www.Twitch.tv/odyttv
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My best jokes require lots of gesturing, so I'll have to settle for a moderately funny joke.
Two racehorses are stabled next to each other. One horse says to the other "You know, I've raced in 30 races now, and I've won 20 of them." The second horse looks at the first, and says "That's not a bad record, but I've been in over 50 races now, and I've won 40." A greyhound dog laying on the floor near the horses' stables says "I don't mean to brag, but I've raced in over 100 races and won every single one of them." The horses look at each other, look at the dog, look back and each other... and the first horse says to the second horse: "Holy shit, a talking dog!" For Bob's sake, it's not rocket surgery.
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Q: What did the bra say to the hat?
A: You go on a head and I'll give these two a lift. ::sad trombone sound:: waa waa |
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some were decent but a lot of these are just horrid.
a piece of bread goes up a tower but realized half way that he had no legs so he went back down? WHAT? |
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