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On a traffic light green means 'go' and yellow means 'yield', but on a banana it's just the opposite. Green means 'hold on,' yellow means 'go ahead,' and red means, 'where the fuck did you get that banana at?'

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BurnThrew wrote:

On a traffic light green means 'go' and yellow means 'yield', but on a banana it's just the opposite. Green means 'hold on,' yellow means 'go ahead,' and red means, 'where the fuck did you get that banana at?'

I don't get it? >_>

two sandwiches go up a tower. half the way they remember having no legs and go back down

Ok people i said best jokes, half of these so called jokes are just sad. I was hoping this online community was better then this. Dont get me wrong a few were good.
STILL WAITING FOR A KEY

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Charging wrote:

two sandwiches go up a tower. half the way they remember having no legs and go back down

WTF i feel dumber for sitting here trying to figure that one out....

I'm sorry sidal. Despite my name, i am absolutely horrid at making/telling jokes.

The past, the present, and the future walk into a bar.

























It was tense.

Once in a quizshow. There were an Australian and a priest competing against each other. Their scores were equal, so they had to create a Limerick ending on "Timbuktu".

The priest began:
"I was a father, all my life,
had no children, had no wife.
I read the Bible, through and through.
On my way to Timbuktu."

The audience was thrilled and thought the Priest would be a sure winner.

Then the Australian told his version:
"When Tim and I to Brisbane went,
we met three ladies cheap to rent.
They were three and we were two,
so I booked one and Tim booked two!"

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BurnThrew wrote:

On a traffic light green means 'go' and yellow means 'yield', but on a banana it's just the opposite. Green means 'hold on,' yellow means 'go ahead,' and red means, 'where the fuck did you get that banana at?'

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I don't get it...

This thing laughs at all jokes...