Free key for funny!

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Skurd wrote:

Hey, thanks for the opportunity :

here's mine, a big classic :
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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen. Ugh!" The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: "The driver just insulted me!" The man says: "You go right up there and tell him off – go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you."

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hope I qualify ! :)

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Bahamut185 wrote:

Off to a good start but not quite there! Remember You can submit as many as you wish!

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Slytheria wrote:

I'm guessing so too. But she just kept flirting with me. And I was like, "I am a girl, you know." And she was like, "Yeah, so? ;0" And so I casually flirted with her and even told her that I wasn't serious and she was like, "Nooooooooooo." And I was like, "Crap..." I haven't signed on since.

But it amused me still. All I have to do is have a female character and I become so popular. (I like to create male characters to avoid this. =x But the female worgens looks so cool. )


ALSO I succeeded! I got the key for my friend. ^___^

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Skurd wrote:

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Bahamut185 wrote:

Off to a good start but not quite there! Remember You can submit as many as you wish!

You're a tough nut to crack, let's try a different kind of humor :

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"What kind of murderer has moral fiber?" — "A cereal killer."

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you're not human if you didn't laugh, just sayin' ! :)

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Bahamut185 wrote:

They both made me smile but I want a good laugh :p but fyi I am 43% robot

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Slytheria wrote:

I'm a girl! =0

But I doubt I could prove it to you. u___u Well, I could what with the lovely invention of pictures and voice chat. xD

Others seem so amazed that I play games. But I don't really play the violent ones. And I'm HORRIBLE at FPS games.

My games of choice are games like WoW, Harvest Moon, Pokemon, and just about all the Mario games. =P I love my DS.

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Skurd wrote:

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Bahamut185 wrote:

They both made me smile but I want a good laugh :p but fyi I am 43% robot

I have a couple more in me but I suspect you're in it for the challenge so let's see if subtle humor can get you :

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Bahamut185 wrote:

That one is a bit more intriguing than it is funny I think you took a step backwards D:

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Bahamut185 wrote:

@___@ I apologize I just assume everyone is a guy makes life so much more simple. Girls are much more understanding than if you think a guy is a girl. ;p It would prolly be easier for you to play males because you wouldn't get hit on as much. I'm pretty terrible at fps too I also own ever pokemon game lol. I really should be saying pics or it didn't happen >.>;