@Devs, My wife wants me to turn off the titties in this game

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silidons wrote:
solution: become gay


You cant "become" gay.
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silidons wrote:
solution: become gay


You cant "become" gay.


Depends on how much money you throw at a curious straight guy.
(b) Personal abuse, foul language, inappropriate subject matter, obscene, harassing, threatening, hateful, or discriminatory or defamatory remarks of any nature ... are not permitted.

- PoE TOS.
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silidons wrote:
solution: become gay


You cant "become" gay.


But my parents told me I could be anything I wanted to be!!

Plus those parades with all the rainbows look like so much fun!




Theres a rainbow flag for you in there. Bet you didnt notice it.
(b) Personal abuse, foul language, inappropriate subject matter, obscene, harassing, threatening, hateful, or discriminatory or defamatory remarks of any nature ... are not permitted.

- PoE TOS.
Last edited by bhavv on Nov 9, 2013, 2:17:25 AM
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Teridax wrote:
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Andromansis wrote:

...Maybe make the titty slider go up to 300% ...

The entire post was just an excuse for this part

T00 true...too true....
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MrMocharaid wrote:
What a glorious post this is.
Somebody is whipped in this relationship.
"Minions of your minions are your minion's minions, not your minions." - Mark
Trade in the wife for an upgrade that isn't quite so insecure.
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MrMocharaid wrote:
What a glorious post this is.


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Andromansis wrote:
So I mean like... could get a slider for the titties and possibly the dicks, I'm not saying I want to turn them off completely but maybe just turn the sliders down so there are 60% less dicks, and turn the titties off when my wife is home.

Maybe make the titty slider go up to 300% for when she leaves?
Last edited by Legend1285 on Nov 9, 2013, 8:20:33 AM
Please no dick slider. There is a dude in act two with a boar instead of dick, that's far enough.
Be ready. You're not paranoid, you're PREPARED.

I quit this game every few months and so should you to continue playing it in the future.

The device is believed to have been dropped
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Andromansis wrote:
So my wife was kibitzing on my playing the game this morning and I was in the zone with all the titty monsters, and my wife was all like "Are those titties" and I was like "Yes" and then she was like "What sort of perverted game is this" and I was like "What? You've got them too" and then she skewered me with 1000 spikes from her tentacles.

So I mean like... could get a slider for the titties and possibly the dicks, I'm not saying I want to turn them off completely but maybe just turn the sliders down so there are 60% less dicks, and turn the titties off when my wife is home.

Maybe make the titty slider go up to 300% for when she leaves?


I cant stop laughing - you made my day thank you :)

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