@Devs, My wife wants me to turn off the titties in this game

So my wife was kibitzing on my playing the game this morning and I was in the zone with all the titty monsters, and my wife was all like "Are those titties" and I was like "Yes" and then she was like "What sort of perverted game is this" and I was like "What? You've got them too" and then she skewered me with 1000 spikes from her tentacles.

So I mean like... could get a slider for the titties and possibly the dicks, I'm not saying I want to turn them off completely but maybe just turn the sliders down so there are 60% less dicks, and turn the titties off when my wife is home.

Maybe make the titty slider go up to 300% for when she leaves?
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What a glorious post this is.
I can hear the crack of a whip...
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What a glorious post this is.
Perverted? JeSuS what kind of threads and wives are popping up today. I am a Theologian and I call troll.
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...Maybe make the titty slider go up to 300% ...

The entire post was just an excuse for this part
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Last edited by Teridax on November 9, 2013 5:48 AM
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"What? You've got them too" and then she skewered me with 1000 spikes from her tentacles.



hahaha
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Lol. My wife hasn't witnessed any titty bitches or naked statues yet.
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"What sort of perverted game is this" and I was like "What? You've got them too" and then she skewered me with 1000 spikes from her tentacles.


wow. I fucking died. funniest post I've read on this forum ever.
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and I was like "What? You've got them too" and then she skewered me with 1000 spikes from her tentacles.


Oh my god I lost it here.

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