PoE = PoRN (Path of Random Numbers)

One day I make 1.5 exalts at The Cliff.

The other day, I make 2 chaos orbs at The Cliff.

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One day, I am critically striking constantly with 5% crit%.

The other day, I am critically striking seldomly with 15% crit%.

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One day, I survive an internet crash while fending off Act 3 mobs.

The other day, I die from an internet crash while fending off Act 1 mobs.

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One day, I get a response from GGG.

The other day, I am forever alone.
With all intelligence, insanity becomes the backdrop of the good man, and will sooner become what usurps the good man.

If you tell a truth that people don't want to hear, the truth will imprison you.

What's the point of knowing the world, if the world never talks back and others don't listen?
Last edited by IExiledOtherExilesToBeTheExile#6523 on Mar 12, 2013, 8:33:13 PM
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IExiledOtherExilesToBeTheExile wrote:
One day I make 1.5 exalts at The Cliff.

The other day, I make 2 chaos orbs at The Cliff.

-

One day, I am critically striking constantly with 5% crit%.

The other day, I am critically striking seldomly with 15% crit%.

-

One day, I survive an internet crash while fending off Act 3 mobs.

The other day, I die from an internet crash while fending off Act 1 mobs.

-

One day, I get a response from GGG.

The other day, I am forever alone.


Are you ever gonna not complain about a game in BETA
"I'm not in this world to live up to your expectations and you're not in this world to live up to mine." - Bruce Lee
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fortyb4five wrote:


Are you ever gonna not complain about a game in BETA


Strange. You immediately assumed the worse of my OP as if I was making a big deal out of the nature of this cut-throat game. It seems that my plan is working accordingly! Thank you, #1 participant.
With all intelligence, insanity becomes the backdrop of the good man, and will sooner become what usurps the good man.

If you tell a truth that people don't want to hear, the truth will imprison you.

What's the point of knowing the world, if the world never talks back and others don't listen?
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IExiledOtherExilesToBeTheExile wrote:
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fortyb4five wrote:


Are you ever gonna not complain about a game in BETA


Strange. You immediately assumed the worse of my OP as if I was making a big deal out of the nature of this cut-throat game. It seems that my plan is working accordingly! Thank you, #1 participant.
fail troll is fail.
"I'm not in this world to live up to your expectations and you're not in this world to live up to mine." - Bruce Lee


Edit: Never mind



Making all kinds of gains.
Last edited by TheGrommen#1281 on Mar 12, 2013, 8:49:51 PM
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fortyb4five wrote:
fail troll is fail.


Actually, you've failed to read satire. You assumed the worst. I predicted it. I've won the internetz.
With all intelligence, insanity becomes the backdrop of the good man, and will sooner become what usurps the good man.

If you tell a truth that people don't want to hear, the truth will imprison you.

What's the point of knowing the world, if the world never talks back and others don't listen?
Last edited by IExiledOtherExilesToBeTheExile#6523 on Mar 12, 2013, 8:55:43 PM
I don't get this thread. You need some attention or just want cheese to your whine?
...You need to find an audience better suited to your particular method of satire, IExiled.

Everyone's going to assume you're whining because that's where this forum is right now. You're either whining or you're praising. Take it from someone who has to read so many threads daily.

I liked tpapp's response. He got it. :)

PS you also need to learn when not to respond to people who don't get what you're doing. That just makes matters worse. :/
If I like a game, it'll either be amazing later or awful forever. There's no in-between.

I am Path of Exile's biggest whale. Period.
Last edited by Foreverhappychan#4626 on Mar 12, 2013, 9:02:13 PM
If this is supposed to be a satire, it is not a very good one.
And also, if you would know what you're talking about, you'd know that satire is also a form of criticism. And maybe it's me, but I really don't get how one can complain about random numbers when he's playing an ARPG.

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