Debunking a few myths about Australia
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" I once traded my Unit Patch for a full set of Digi Cams from an American... I felt like I had just Jedi Mind tricked that guy. Also we told them that if they went to sleep, it had to be at least 1/2 meter off the ground, or snakes will curl up in your sleeping bags. They did it. (Joint Ex in Australian Bush) It wasn't exactly misinformation, I'm sure its possible. But it was great seeing their make shift hammocks :D You can be the ripest, juiciest peach in the world,
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"I lold 'An open mind is like a Fortress with it's gates unbarred and unguarded'.
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I got good and bad news.
Good news:
Spoiler
Hardlicker does exist and seems to be a member in Meh standing of the AGW.
Bad news:
Spoiler
Still not as pretty as me.
I also found some fun facts about Australia while researching Hardlicker's existence. Did you know that every single person in Australia has been fondled by a crocodile at least once in their lifetime? Did you know that they "speak" a nearly understandable version of English? Did you know that they have retaliated for this post by opening an Outback restaurant down the road? (Evil bastards!) I would have posted more, but my tinfoil has some creases in it and its allowing the voices in my head that are fighting over the last slice of pizza to disturb my incoming transmissions from Canada. Either there or aliens. Don't think anyone could tell the difference anyway. |
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Forget about Hardlicker, this guys name is way better, and he is in Australia:
http://au.linkedin.com/pub/richard-cockshott/33/38/69 (b) Personal abuse, foul language, inappropriate subject matter, obscene, harassing, threatening, hateful, or discriminatory or defamatory remarks of any nature ... are not permitted.
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" Dems fighting words boy! If I wasn't a member of the AGW I would start it too, but whats the point? |
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I leave this helpful post for everyone to gain a better understanding of what it means to be a proud Aussie and I come back to doubters...Hmmmm, when the cats away the mice will play.
I am real, well real enough for me. As I mentioned in a recent post, The name Hardlicker is a reference for my love of drinking strong alcohol. Anyone who thinks that it could relate to porn is a dirty pervert, which is fine. I don't judge. What consenting adults get up to is their business. Another thing that most Aussies enjoy doing is fly fishing. This isn't like it is in other countries. Us Aussies do it different. Whilst your out casually walking through the 1000km of desert on your way home from the shops, you could come across a fresh carcass that a swarm of blow flies have found. The way to win is to fish the flies with a boomerang. It is easier than it sounds as the swarm of flies is so dense that you can't miss. If you can kill enough flies to stop them from flying the cow carcass off to their nest, then you win and get to keep the carcass for yourself to BBQ later. "Withdrawing in disgust is not the same as apathy"
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Please tell me more. I find this new learning fascinating!
Like how you "Aussies" actually like bad beer and stuffed wallabies. |
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Oh good for a second I thought you posted this in general.
"You can't bash someone else's shitty taste in music when you listen to 'grindcore'" -TheWretch̢
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I once read on the internet (so it's obviously tue) that:
Our primary spoken language is screaming. (from an Aussie talking about Austrailia) Is this true? Also, this is one of the funniest things I have EVER read. I first read it years ago but this thread reminded me of it and I went and found it again: http://www.27bslash6.com/halogen.html Exile
"Bullshit, you get the game for free." -Qarl |
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