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Here
are six reasons why you should think
before you speak
-the last one is great!
Have you ever spoken and wished
that
you could immediately take the words back...

Here are the Testimonials of a few people who
did....

FIRST
TESTIMONY:
I walked into a hair salon with my husband and three

kids
in tow and asked loudly,
'How much do you charge for a
shampoo and a blow job?'
I turned around and walked back
out and never went back
My husband didn't say a
word...he knew better.


SECOND
TESTIMONY:
I
was at the golf store comparing different kinds of golf
balls.
I
was unhappy with the women's type I had been using.

After browsing for several minutes, I was approached by

one of the good-looking gentlemen who works at the
store.
He asked if he could help me.
Without
thinking, I looked at him and said,
'I think I like playing with
men's balls'

THIRD
TESTIMONY:
My
sister and I were at the mall and
passed by a store that
sold a variety of candy and nuts.
As
we were looking at the display case, the boy behind
the
counter asked if we needed any help. I replied,
'
No,
I'm just looking at your nuts.'
My sister started to
laugh hysterically.
The boy grinned, and I turned
beet-red and walked away.
To this day, my sister has
never let me forget.

FOURTH
TESTIMONY:
While
in line at the bank one afternoon,
my toddler decided to
release
some pent-up energy and ran amok.
I was
finally able to grab hold of
her after receiving looks
of disgust
and annoyance from other patrons.
I told
her that if she did not start behaving
'right now' she
would be punished.
To my horror, she looked me in the
eye and said
in
a voice just as threatening,
'If you don't let me go right
now,
I will tell Grandma that I saw you
kissing
Daddy's pee-pee last night!'
The silence was
deafening after this enlightening
exchange. Even the
tellers stopped what they were doing.
I mustered up the
last of my dignity and walked
out
of the bank with my daughter in tow.
The last thing I
heard when the door closed behind me, were
screams
of laughter.

FIFTH
TESTIMONY:
Have
you ever asked your child a question too many times?
My
three-year-old son had a lot of problems with potty training

and
I was on him constantly. One day we stopped at Taco Bell

for a quick lunch, in between errands It was very busy,

with a full dining room. While enjoying my taco,
I
smelled something funny, so of course I checked

my
seven-month-old daughter, she was clean.
The realized
that Danny had not asked to go potty
in
a while. I asked him if he needed to go,
and he said
'No' .. I kept thinking
'Oh Lord, that child has had an
accident, and
I don't have any clothes with me.' Then I
said,
'Danny, are you SURE you didn't have an accident?'

'No,' he replied.
I just KNEW that he must have had
an accident,
because the smell was getting worse.

Soooooo, I asked one more time, 'Danny did you have an
accident ?
This
time he jumped up, yanked down his pants,
bent over,
spread his cheeks
and yelled
'SEE MOM, IT'S JUST
FARTS!!'
While 30 people nearly choked to
death on their tacos laughing,
he calmly pulled up his
pants and sat down.

An
old couple made me feel better, thanking me for
the
best
laugh they'd ever had!


LAST
BUT NOT LEAST TESTIMONY:
This
had most of the state of Michigan laughing for 2 days

and
a very embarrassed female news anchor who will,
in the
future, likely think before she speaks. What
happens
when
you predict snow but don't get any! We had a
female news
anchor that, the day after it was
supposed
to
have snowed and didn't, turned to the weatherman
and
asked:
'So Bob,
where's that 8 inches you
promised me last
night?'

Not
only did HE have to leave the set, but half the crew

did
too they were laughing so hard!

what if earth is a ball sack and we are all sperm

"

Pxny wrote:

what if earth is a ball sack and we are all sperm

that makes no sense and is not funny.

i found it funny the first time i see it =D

just a little something, hope you like zelda