Free Key.Fun.

I always think of something my grandpa use to tell me as a kid, John John pumpkin pie, kissed the girls and made them cry, when the girls got up to dance, John John pissed his pants. Always puts a smile on my face =D

im notta funny man butta you must laugh at me or i start fart that bad you must put those warm beer bottles to ypur nostrals and start drinkin vodka and fast :D

Ill give it a shot,
On the top of a tall building in a large city, there was a bar. In this bar, a man was drinking heavily. He would ask the bartender for a tequila shot, then walk out to the balcony and jump off. Minutes later he would appear in the elevator and repeat the whole process.

This other guy was watching this happen a number of times until curiosity got the better of him.

Finally he went up to the man and asked, "Hey, you keep drinking, then jumping off the balcony. And yet, minutes later, you're back again. How do you do it?"

"Well," said the other man, "the shot of tequila makes you so light headed that you just float to the ground. It's lot of fun. You should try it."

The guy, who was also quite drunk, thought to himself, "Hey, why not?"

So he went out to the balcony, jumped off, and seconds later SMACK he fell straight to the ground, stone dead.

The bartender looked over to the other guy and said, "Superman, you can be a real ass when you are drunk"

Lets hope your Diamond pack into something like this!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GsqUZkmO-zk
I could just know if I had a key...

A laugh is noise that comes out of a hole in your face
- anywhere else and you are in big trouble. XD



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please sir beta key ;p

I ALMOST DROP MY PANTS OFF. I JUST CAN'T FORGET THIS VID..XD

Drunk Guy Tries to Buy More Beer
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=toQAkCGlZ2Y

Hope images are allowed, I really really really [x99] want that key >.<



Another image :D [Maybe to increase mah chances]



A short story :>

Two men are walking their dogs (a doberman and a chihuahua) when they say to each other "I'm thirsty." They see a nearby bar and walk up to it.

Unfortunately, there was a sign on the door that said NO DOGS. They thought for awhile to try to figure out what they should do with no luck. Suddenly, the man with the doberman said, "I have an idea! Do what I do."

The man put on his sunglasses, walked up to the door and tried to get in but a big muscular man stopped him. "Where do you think you're going?" asked the big man. "This is my seeing-eye dog." said the man hoping for good feedback. "Alrighty mister, go right in." said the big man. The doberman man walked in.

The second man slipped his sunglasses on and did the same as the first man. "Where are you going?" asked the big man. "I'm going into the bar, this is my seeing-eye dog." he said. "A chihuahua?" asked the big man with suspicion. The other man, playing his part yelled, "They gave me a chihuahua!?"

And a dead baby joke[I dunno you might be the type who likes 'em :D ]

What's the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline?
When you jump on a trampoline, you take your boots off.

Monty Python - Execution in Russia


Monty Python - Black Knight


After all... those were only flesh wounds.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jrcBMLC2fFQ http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nc-d-2oPCvU&feature=relmfu http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w39ApNuOg3g&feature=relmfu Have fun :)