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Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson went on a camping trip. After a good meal and a bottle of wine, they lay down for the night, and went to sleep. Some hours later, Holmes awoke and nudged his faithful friend.
"Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see."
Watson replied, "I see millions and millions of stars."
"What does that tell you?" Holmes asked.
Watson pondered for a minute.
"Astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets.
Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo.
Horologically, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three.
Theologically, I can see that God is all-powerful and that we are small and insignificant.
Meteorologically, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow.
What does it tell you?"
Holmes was silent for a minute, then spoke.
"Watson, you idiot. Somebody has stolen our tent!"

Best joke ever!

here is one , its not that good but its better when its i n my language :D

Three women (all married ) are drinking coffee and having a chat how they killed their husbands.The first one says i pushed my husband from the 8th floor of a building and when he was falling he screamed : IM GOING TO FUCKING KILL *POOF*and he died...2nd one said i pushed mine from the 4 th floor - when he was falling he screamed : IM GOING TO F *poof*: and he died...so they asked the 3rd one how she killed hers.She said i pushed mine from the first floor cuz thats where we live - when he was fallin all i heard was : *poof* NOW YOU'RE FUCKIN DEAD ! ( ye sorry again its not rly funny in english..)

2nd one i can think of right now is:
A guy gets a call from the girl he wants to bang and she says : Hey...tommorow theres not gonna be anyone in my house ... wanna come over ;) ?.So he's happy and the next day he got some flowers and dressed nicely and went to her house...he ringed the bell and well...no one was there

does GGG means good guy greg?

I find this hilarious: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l2eGc8uO3yA

Always makes me laugh :)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nIm2dnyJ1Ps
3:57-4:00 just hilarious

An old man with hearing problems goes to see a doctor.

Old man: "Doctor, my hearing is so bad, that I can't even hear my own fart anymore!"

Doctor: "Hmm.." *gives him some medications* "Here, these should make things better."

Old man: "Am I going to hear better now?"

Doctor: "No, you're just going to fart louder."



Joke I heard few years ago :P

he said a bath chair to batman? I know the Batcave. (for his ass) lol ahahhaa

-- Waiter, this lobster has only one claw.

-- I'm sorry, sir. It must have been in a fight.

-- Well, bring me the winner then.

I won't get a key...

[I will update the post when the results come out]

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actionf wrote:

-- Waiter, this lobster has only one claw.

-- I'm sorry, sir. It must have been in a fight.

-- Well, bring me the winner then.

nice one!