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My seventh grade math teacher told a variation of this joke. A young man is on his path to becoming a true Eskimo. He goes to a group of men and asks what he has to do. They tell him he needs to (1) spend one night out in the cold completely naked, (2) make love to an Eskimo woman, (3) fight and kill a polar bear with only a knife. He comes back the next day all frostbit and covered in icicles and prepares for the next task. The next day he comes back bloodied up and says "okay now where's that Eskimo woman I have to fight with only a knife?"
There was silence in my math class and then the kid in front of me said...
"He did a bear?"

10 years ago, we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope and Johnny Cash.
Now we have No Jobs, No Hope and No Cash.

Vegetarian :
-ancient tribal slang for the village idiot who can't hunt, fish or ride.

- Can I ask you for the hand of your daughter?
- What, you do not have your own hand - joked his father
- I have, but it is already tired. - Replied the candidate seriously.

BABEH BAHEH BABEH OH.. MUSHI MUSHI MUSHI MUSHI MUSHI MUSHI.. NOOBLORDSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS.. STFU.

this is pretty good vid. Makes me laugh every time.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hY-jpOpLofE

and if that dont get you laugh, this one will get

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mC7MY3COznQ&feature=related

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marshmallow123 wrote:

last post XD

Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?". The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a shot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says "OK, now what?"

World's funniest joke!

CLIENT: “Could you email me the first page of your proposal again? I printed it all out, but then I wrote all over the first page. So I need you to send it again.”

ME: “Do you still have the pdf file you printed it from?”

CLIENT: “Yes.”

ME: “So, maybe you could just print that file again?”

CLIENT: “Oh. You can do that!? Since when?”

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ME: “Your password must contain at least 8 characters, a capital letter and a number.”

CLIENT: “Okay. And the number, does that have to be capitalized too?”

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CLIENT: “I don’t like the type.”

ME: “What don’t you like.”

CLIENT: “I don’t like how it goes all to one side.”

ME: “You mean ranged left.”

CLIENT: “Yes, yes, arranged left.”

ME: “How do you want it?”

CLIENT: “To be the same on both sides.”

ME: “Justified?”

CLIENT: “I don’t have to justify anything for you. I own the fucking company.”

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"I’ve sent you a photo of the team to include in the brochure. Rob, the guy on the right, is wearing a horrible sweater though—can you just rub his sweater out in photoshop? And if he’s not wearing anything underneath, could you paint him a nice shirt?"

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CLIENT: “I need that as A.S.A.P. as possible!”

ME: “As as soon as possible as possible…?”

CLIENT: “Are you drunk?”

At first, this is real from my life~
One day, Jack bought skateboarding shoes from GoodShoes which is a onlineshop on TaoBao(something like Amazon).
After recevied the shoes, he gave 5 star point to the shop and left some message as follows,
"The shopkeeper is so kind. not only 50% off，but also give me 10 socks as a gift and no postage. Thank you very much, my dear shopkeeper."

And this is the explanation by the shopkeeper,
"My brother, would you please not to confuse other buyers, how to give you socks when we don't sell them? And discount is impossible because we do not bargain."

haha~ the shopkeeper is nearly carzy~~

Happy every day to your family!

enjoy life when enjoy game, hoho

Hopefully images are allowed? ;p