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What’s brown and sticky?
A stick. If you didn't like that one... how about this one: Two weasels are sitting on a bar stool. One starts to insult the other one. He screams, "I slept with your mother!" The bar gets quiet as everyone listens to see what the other weasel will do. The first again yells, "I SLEPT WITH YOUR MOTHER!" The other says, "Go home dad you’re drunk." Last edited by nubs on Mar 20, 2012, 9:49:20 PM
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What did the mexican fireman name his 2 sons?
Jose and hose b What did the jewish guy say when his son asked him to borrow 50 dollars? 40 dollars! what are you going to do with 30 dollars?!? | |
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Why do you put a baby in a blender feet first?
So you can look into its eyes while you masturbate. |
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fahzza send me that joke, and he's the winner. Contest end
and the joke was: There was a little girl and her mother walking through the park one day and they saw two teenagers having sex on a bench. The little girl says, "Mummy, what are they doing?" The mother hesitates then quickly replies, "Ummm they are making cakes." The next day they are at a zoo and the little girl sees two monkeys having sex. Again she asks her mother what they are doing and her mother replies with the same response, "Making cakes." The next day the girl says to her mother, "Mummy, you and Daddy were making cakes in the kitchen last night, eh?" Shocked, the mother asks, "How do you know?" She says, "Because I licked the icing off the table." I am the Lord Last edited by BurbonPL on Mar 21, 2012, 7:34:11 AM
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