2 beta keys to give

Two balloons are floating across the desert.

One balloon says to the other:

"Look out for the cactussssssssssss!"

weeeaaaak, I will tell a joke:
What do the balls say during a sex?
- Hey, the boss is working and we are banging! :D
hm... in polish this joke looks better..

A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen. Ugh!" The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: "The driver just insulted me!" The man says: "You go right up there and tell him off – go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you."


<crosses fingers>

Q. How do you know when you are getting old?
A. When you start having dry dreams and wet farts.

- Co to jest czarne i bezrobotne?

- połowa londynu


---------------------------


6 murzynów niesie białego na noszach przez pustynię.

Nagle pada strzał.

Jeden z murzynów upada na ziemię a biały na to:
- K**wa! To już trzecia opona w tym tygodniu.


------------------------------

W restauracji siedzą dwaj murzyni i jeden mulat.

Przychodzi kelner i pyta się mulata:
- Co podać najjaśniejszy panie?



--------

mam nadzieje że zasłużyłem na keya:) zaraz wracam idę po bułki na kolację, pozdro

Sherlock Holmes and dr Watson was out camping.
They made camp and raised their tent under a clear sky.
In the middle of the night Holmes wakes dr Watson:
"Look up on the stars and tell me what you see."

Watson: I see millions and millions of stars.

Holmes:"what is your conclusion?"

Watson:"Because there is millions and millions of stars, and many must have planets, there have to be life on other planets out there.

Holmes: "No your idiot. The conclusion is that someone has stolen our tent"

Bonus one liner.....

I wish my brother would learn a trade, so I would know what kind of work he's out of.


<price is right failure music plays>

cali88, if you will write this jokes in english to other people see why you would won, I will give you a beta key.

That's simple, even in one word: Religion.
The biggest joke(s) on humanity ever.

I was wainting to get a beta key...
Then I took an arrow in the knee.