2 beta keys to give
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What starts with E, ends with E and only has one letter?
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I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a Shitzu.
Also A seal walks into a club... Last edited by fahzza on Mar 20, 2012, 3:37:56 PM
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ONE KEY WENT TO MY FRIEND. NOW FIGHT FOR THIS ONE!
I am the Lord
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Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a gun shot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says "OK, now what?
@dragnar <<< ingame or pm me
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so descartes walks into a bar. the bartender says, "can i get you something to drink?" descartes replies, "i think not," and he disappears.
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Politics.
=y
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what is the only animal which have the asshole on th top?
- the police horse | |
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You want a joke? Having to do outrageous things like tell jokes, trawl through a mass of babble, beg or spam on a forum just to try out a game that will eventually be free to play and yet from what I can tell so far will be good enough that I'd pay for it anyway. Which is more than I can say for certain other games made by certain other companies which I've supported financially since 1997 and the beginning of Battle.net, but have totally lost their vision and the love of the true fans.
There, a joke just for you. *goes back to watching counter* Currently playing on:
Ps5 - - Diablo IV s4, Predecessor, Dungeon Encounters, Assassins Creed Origins, Stellaris (finally); Tablet - - Buriedbornes 2, Dawncaster Deckbuilder, Loop Hero, Fate GO; and, PC - - Word (book 2 final draft is *really* close to done) |
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Reading the previous message that countains this words:
" I begin to think that the whole thread was a troll and the creator just wanted to entertain himself, oh well I am sorry for other participants and myself that lost the time. Last edited by Mesyng on Mar 21, 2012, 8:53:44 AM
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BurbonPL was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was
really pissed. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!" The next morning BurbonPL got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway. Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought the box back in the house. She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale. BurbonPL was not seen on the forums again... |
