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I read on some sailor's skin he was only paying 2 Scroll Fragments a month for alimony too!! No wonder poor Merveil's Lair is filled with junk only! Last edited by Im2sl0w on Sep 19, 2015, 11:11:11 AM	Posted by Im2sl0w on Sep 19, 2015, 11:10:03 AM Quote this Post
" Dude he fucked a squid. LOOL... but she wasnt always like that :) Vorici can shove his fuse up his [removed]	Posted by Earthslug on Sep 19, 2015, 12:01:02 PM Quote this Post
" Charanjaydemyr wrote: " Dude he fucked a squid. Well, she wasn't. Yknow. Squidy when he was with her. I reckon if he knew what she'd become he'd be like 'fuck this king of swords shit' and just gone off with the hordes of bitches no doubt throwing themselves at his feet. I mean SERIOUSLY what is with Duelists in this game?! They've got these stupid haircuts and yet they're the hotties of Wraeclast. Piety is all like 'oooh Duelist gotta get me some of that'...is she BLIND? look at the dude. He's a total flufferbutt. Get some taste and stick with your twisted kind, Vinia. Embrace the Shadows... Uh huh. Dys an sohm Rohs an kyn Sahl djahs afah Mah morn narr	Posted by Coconutdoggy on Sep 19, 2015, 12:49:24 PM Quote this Post
*smirk Dys an sohm Rohs an kyn Sahl djahs afah Mah morn narr	Posted by Coconutdoggy on Sep 19, 2015, 1:05:25 PM Quote this Post
" Alea wrote: it's true, daresso abandones his wife to play poe oh wait and he was good at it. he got #1 on the PvP Ladder. and his reward was an awesome Alternate Art amulet. and he gave it to his wife. and it turned her into a squid... conclusion: don't give PoE race/PvP season rewards to wife. you can give them to the mother-in-law. she's already a squid :P Alva: I'm sweating like a hog in heat Shadow: That was fun Last edited by johnKeys on Sep 19, 2015, 1:24:31 PM	Posted by johnKeys on Sep 19, 2015, 1:06:43 PM Quote this Post
I tried giving Merveil the Eye of Desire to make her feel better but she ate my face all the same... "ran out of high teir maps to leave on the ground - people kept taking the higher teirs" - Da Pagionator https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T31clJn_oNQ Last edited by PrinceOfPuddles on Sep 19, 2015, 2:10:21 PM	Posted by PrinceOfPuddles on Sep 19, 2015, 2:10:09 PM Quote this Post
" Dude he fucked a squid. Who wouldn't? Don't forget to drink your milk 👌	Posted by TheWretch on Sep 19, 2015, 2:48:39 PM Quote this Post
" TheWretch wrote: " Dude he fucked a squid. Who wouldn't? It's all fun and games until you try to get head from a squid. Also, been married. I'll pass on round 2. There comes a time thief when jewels cease to sparkle, gold loses it's luster, throne room becomes a prison, and all that's left is a father's love for his child. - King Osric	Posted by DorenAlexander on Sep 19, 2015, 3:13:30 PM Quote this Post
" DorenAlexander wrote: " TheWretch wrote: " Dude he fucked a squid. Who wouldn't? It's all fun and games until you try to get head from a squid. Also, been married. I'll pass on round 2. So many "hands" though.. Don't forget to drink your milk 👌	Posted by TheWretch on Sep 19, 2015, 3:19:55 PM Quote this Post
Honestly, as someone struggling to find even a girl who would be interested in me, I have no idea what would make any man leave a woman other than lack of commitment.	Posted by Deleted on Sep 19, 2015, 10:00:40 PM