Best Item/Monster Names you have seen in game so far?

heres a little compilation of some names i liked.

One of the first rares I saw was called Stoicface.

I like to imagine that as I killed him, his expression never changed.

nice compilation :)

:p

been screen shotting a lot of rare monster names.



Im currently hunting for good pics of the "joint" suffix family.

Im sure there is a SmellyJoint out there. n i want to find him.

^

Best was "Hairygash".

Was laughing about it all day.

me and my friends have been making up stories how the blood elemental "beachbubble" come to life , and we have been having so much fun with it :D

Path Of Exile is a game that takes grim atmosphere quite seriously, but I wish it had some of Torchlight 2's sense of humour about naming and descriptions of unique items.

here's just a fraction of what TL2 has:

Hammer Of Official Rebuke (unique mace) - "it beats some sense into those it beats senseless".
Maxwell's Silver Hammer (unique mace).
Hammer Of Retribution (unique mace) - "payback's a bitch".
The Mace Of Virtue (unique mace) - "keeping the faithful faithful".
Bonebreaker (unique mace) - "If it ain't broke... fix it!".

Demolisher (unique great-hammer) - "this is why we can't have nice things".
Gatecrasher (unique great-hammer) - "knock knock".

Magnum Force (unique pistol) - "do you feel lucky? well, do you, punk?".
Death Toll (unique pistol) - "only two things are sure in this world: death and taxes".

I like Piety of Theopolis. Very subtle.

My favourite rare monster was a bear called Meatfur. I don't know why I like Meatfur...it's kinda cute and deadly at the same time! Like Pikachu!