Best Item/Monster Names you have seen in game so far?

I did this poll in closed beta. Personally I think Shabby Jerkin is one of the best item names i have ever seen in a game.

So poll question for all you open beta-ers. Answer the title of this thread. GO!
I used to play Diablo 3, then I realized it doesn't have a Shabby Jerkin.
Jay Wilson.

No wait that was .... nevermind.
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f00n wrote:
Jay Wilson.

No wait that was .... nevermind.



After one post I think we have a winner. Should probably lock this thread down to keep it at its peak lol
I used to play Diablo 3, then I realized it doesn't have a Shabby Jerkin.
wish i had some screenshots...

Had a rare sea elemental in ship gy named Salten Salt

also found a bandit in crossroads(i think) named Hairy beard the Thirsty

I found both pretty amusing.
pussstink
IGN: Arlianth
Check out my LA build: 1782214
skeleton named Hairyface
"Man, it's like we're fighting housewives and their equipment." - Millennium
Dire Crack
Gore Skin
black scum ghetto map
My best char so far https://www.pathofexile.com/forum/view-thread/1211377
Meattrap the Cunning.

As for item names, I've always giggled at the woodful staff.

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topcatti wrote:
black scum ghetto map

This is impressive.
<Tyrfalger> Exactly, the next act is going outside Sarn and into those wheat fields (see the map) to become a farmer. Then we can spend our days endlessly farming. Wait a minute...

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