This game still makes no sense to me no matter how long i play

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xjjanie wrote:
"but just now defiled cathedral map boss [Removed by Support]"

Funniest thing I've read all day. Can Support please remove more pesky map bosses? ;)


This thread title takes the cake for me.
Mods made it more funny than intended.

https://www.pathofexile.com/forum/view-thread/2578873/page/1
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RitualMurder wrote:
This game still makes no sense to me no matter how long i play


Ok... Let me explain it to you: Things in this game deal different kinds of damage, posing different kinds of threats versus different kinds of defenses - rocket science, I know. 'Every' character has its weakness, and when the stars align, be that a combination of map mods, altar mods and whatnot, a regular mob that happens to exploit your weakness, buffed by map mods, altar mods and other shit, will kill you.

The Defiled Cathedra boss is not dangerous. His huge minion MAY be, but his attacks are so slow, you could dodge it in your sleep.
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Last edited by Phrazz#3529 on Jan 21, 2023, 8:46:21 AM
Its not about his attacks, its bout his lazors
Your a totem char your not tanking anything

100% spell supp 30k armor/evasion and 4k hp != tank
Last edited by Lynerus#6363 on Jan 21, 2023, 12:58:44 PM
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Lynerus wrote:
Your a totem char your not tanking anything

100% spell supp 30k armor/evasion and 4k hp != tank


i dont have a totem character?
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Well, the explanation is that the game is actively trying to kill you and make it difficult for you, which often equates to unexplainable random one-shots or giga damage.

I'm neither defending, nor supporting such game design. It's just what it is. Your either accept it or not. Whenever some random white mob one-shots me, I just remind myself that at least I'm not playing hardcore.
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Johny_Snow wrote:
I think his DoT is physical btw


What is a physical Dot if not bleeding? HIV, TBC or Pest???

This boss is trash.
If bleeding immunity completely counters it, it wouldn't be...bossy I guess
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Jadawin87 wrote:
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Johny_Snow wrote:
I think his DoT is physical btw


What is a physical Dot if not bleeding? HIV, TBC or Pest???

This boss is trash.


whatever it is it touches me in the slightest bit and burns through my life, my regen, my 6% life per flask used going off like crazy

oh well
guess ill just write that map off since i dont run 10 endurance charges and have reduced phys dmg on all my gear since the way this game calculates phys dmg requires a phd to understand

whatever

fuckit
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RitualMurder wrote:
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xjjanie wrote:
"but just now defiled cathedral map boss [Removed by Support]"

Funniest thing I've read all day. Can Support please remove more pesky map bosses? ;)


i described the way in which i was murdered with a word that began with R and ended with 3 letter word that is a type of primate

that is frowned upon


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Yeah, I reported it. It is an extremely ugly word that has no place in public discourse outside of discussing the actual act itself, which is to my knowledge impossible to do in this game (thankfully). It is not, despite what you've said here, a synonym for murder, and the fact that you seem to think so is a little worrisome to me.

At any rate, there are dozens of ways of saying what happened to you that don't require words like the one removed. As the former First Lady said, be better. :)


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Back on topic: I suppose it's testament to the devs' genius that they can make boss/map combinations that can baffle and wreck the shit of even a habitual 40/40 player.

That or maybe collecting all 40 achievements doesn't require encyclopædic knowledge of a game that likes to change its rules every so often.
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