Beta key giveaway !

whats the difference between jesus and casanova ?
the expression in their face when they got nailed.

Bonjour !

Si une personne à une clé béta en trop je suis preneur !

Merci beaucoup d'avance :)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j-udsKfqJuY ;)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MuylOVfR374&oref=http%3A%2F%2F

all these fucking contest people are having to give out keys. no wonder the beta train dont work every body want s to play games with there invite and slow it down for all of us. you OP can get fucked with that beta key

This isn't a joke, but more of a real life story that always cracks me up.

Our neighbor had just gotten a new pet rabbit and built a rabbit pen in his backyard. I had a pit bull at the time, and one morning after I had left for school my father let my dog out and when he opened the door a while later to let the dog back in she had the rabbit in her mouth and it was dead and was covered in dirt and a bit of blood.

My father is pretty conservative and always nicely dressed and pretty old fashioned, but at this point he was scared our dog would be put down so he grabbed the rabbit and bathed it, blew dry its hair clean and cleaned it up the best he could. He then snuck into the neighbors back yard and put the rabbit in the pen before sneaking back into the house and continuing with his day.

Later that night we were grilling out and we saw the neighbor. My dad asked, 'How is that new rabbit?' The neighbor replied, 'It's the damnest thing, it died yesterday and I put it out to be burried, but when I came home today it was back in its pen and it seems like it had a bath.'

My father laughed it off then told us the story and we have laughed about it for the last 7 years now. If you knew my father and imagined him blow drying this dead rabbit and sneaking it back outside it helps haha. Anyways good luck all!

Alright, so this one guy named Bob is talking to his friend Steve about his trip to Texas.

"It was awesome, I met this really hot chick" Says Bob.

"Uh-huh" Steve says with a confused look. "How did that happen?" Steve asks.

"Well..." Bob responds."It was kind of strange actually, she was tied down to a rail, you know like in those old-western action movies? so I tied her up."

"Well that seems kind of strange" Steve says. "What happened after you tied her up?"

"Aw dude, she was all over me! We had sex in the hotell I was staying in; on the bed, the zink, the kitchen, everywhere!" Bob says eagerly.

"Well, was she hot" Steve asks.

"I don't know, I never found the head." Bob responds.

What did the mexican fireman name his 2 sons?...















Jose and hose b