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How do you trace a scatter plot?

You give the pencil to Michael J Fox.


Also, squaring numbers are a lot like women.
If they're under 13 just do them in your head.

i used to be funny, like the other ones.
but then i took an arrow to the knee... :<

I dont know!
Therefore Aliens!

lol GDB123DIE nice Bo Burnham joke

A guy walks into a whore house and says, "I have been out at sea for a whole f*cking year, I want the wildest craziest wh*re you've got!"

The madam says, "that would be Hurricane Helga up in 4B."

So the guy goes up and knocks on 4B. The door suddenly opens and he is yanked inside. The lady in the room starts screaming at the top of her lungs in his ear.

"WHAT YOU HEAR IS THE WIND OF HURRICANE HELGA!"

She then grabs him and throws him on the bed, strips off her clothes, jumps naked up on the bed straddling him and begins to jump up and down "WHAT YOU FEEL IS HURRICANE HELGA SHAKING THE GROUND BENEATH YOU!

Then she sits on his chest and starts whipping him in the face with her huge t*ts back and forth, over and over. "WHAT YOU FEEL IS THE FORCE OF HURRICANE HELGA KNOCKING THE COCONUTS OUT OF THE TREES!"

The guy bolts right out of bed for the door. Hurricane Helga says,"Where are you going sweety?"

"Hey", says the guy, "There's no way that I can f*ck in this kind of weather!"

The one joke i think is really funny is from WoW.


What do you call a druid in tree form that melees?

A combat log!

Depends on what jokes you like ..
There was a man once who had a parrot. The parrot was really problematic due to his addiction to alcohol. (note that parrot is a speaking one) One day the man went to the parrot and started talking to him:
Man: Listen, you little chicken! I'm about to get a girl in my house for a diner, I've bought 2 bottle of vodka and left them in the fridge so they can be cool. I'm about to go to the shop to buy some stuff and then to get the girl. You are strictly not to get the bottles and drink them, got it?! If you do that I'll remove your feathers and cook you like a chicken.
Parrot: Okay boss, you got it!
about 30 mins later .....
The man gets back to his house with the woman and notices 2 empty bottles rolling on the floor, then takes a look at the parrot's cage and notices what he does:
The parrot, really drunk was yelling 'Fuck this life, fuck these feathers' while removing his feathers himself.

Your mama so fat when she wear a yellow jacket people yell taxi :)

Two cannibals were eating a Clown. One cannibal look at the other cannibal and said, "Does it taste funny to you?"

This is what I do on weekends
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4yTgMf1cOcQ&sns=fb