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so a baby seal walks into a club

I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me...

A young man walks into a bar and asks for 7 shots of the best whiskey. The bartender pours him 7 shots and asks, "Why 7 shots?" The young man says, "Just had my first blow job." The bartender says, "Oh that is great! You know what I'll give you an 8th on the house." The young man declines his offer. And when the bartender ask why the man responds, "If 7 shots doesn't get the taste out of my mouth I really doubt 8 will."

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GDB123DIE wrote:

How do you trace a scatter plot?

You give the pencil to Michael J Fox.


Also, squaring numbers are a lot like women.
If they're under 13 just do them in your head.

My mom always told me it's ok. If there is grass on the field play ball, if not, go in the back and play in the mud.

^^A joke btw :P

A lecturer teaching medicine was giving a classoom observation. He took out a jar of yellow liquid. "This," he explained, "is urine. To be a doctor, you have to be observant of color, smell, sight, and taste."

After saying so, he dipped his finger into the jar and put it into his mouth. His class watched in amazement, most in disgust. But being
the good students that they were, the jar was passed, and one by one, they dipped their finger into the jar and put it into their mouths.

After the last student was done, the lecturer shook his head. "If any of you had been observant, you would have noticed that I put my second finger into the jar and my third finger into my mouth."


True story,happened to my class.

A bit silly but always makes me smile.

Me: Want to hear a dirty joke?
You: Sure!
Me: Jack played in mud!
You: (This guy is not very funny)

Me: Want to hear a clean joke?
You: Sure...(Let me humor this idiot)
Me: Jack took a bath with bubbles!
You: (Sigh this guy is not funny at all)

Me: Want to hear a really dirty jack?
You: umm....
Me: Bubbles is Jack's sister!!!
You (LOL) Here is the beta key.

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watch this video and laugh your ass off then choose me

PLS!

If i had a beta-key i probably wouldn't be so sad after batman stealing my cookies.

Two cows are standing in a field.
One says to the other "Are you worried about Mad Cow Disease?"
The other one says "No, It doesn't worry me, I'm a horse!"