General Discussion - What Happens When You Let An Algorithm Write the Delve Patch Notes - Forum

Actual patch notes when? "In this game you're just a cow being milked, not a human being entertained" - Kiss_Me_Quick	Posted by IIPheXII#5639 on Aug 27, 2018, 5:00:49 PM Quote this Post
These changes allow minion players to get into a bad state. You forgot to scramble that one.	Posted by IlluminaBlade#3553 on Aug 27, 2018, 5:01:08 PM Quote this Post
Thats all i need to know ;P	Posted by Bogador#7996 on Aug 27, 2018, 5:02:13 PM Quote this Post
"Repeatedly weapon-swapping is now called the Dweller of the Sands questline." Please don't touch CoWS builds :(	Posted by Darkxellmc#0807 on Aug 27, 2018, 5:02:54 PM Quote this Post
" IIPheXII wrote: Actual patch notes when? Tomorrow... today we're expecting a "balance developer's manifesto".	Posted by Shagsbeard#3964 on Aug 27, 2018, 5:03:13 PM Quote this Post
Official confirmed. Lags are a feature of the game: " Moved the player with a very short cooldown. My Builds & Hideouts: https://www.pathofexile.com/forum/view-thread/2083383 Hideout Community Discord: https://discord.gg/B2xQkmf Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/user/Dralanorr Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/guggelhupf	Posted by guggelhupf#2310 on Aug 27, 2018, 5:03:14 PM Quote this Post
" Shovelcut wrote: " Bex_GGG wrote: Niko's mechanical explorer, the Crawler, will guide you to bypass one of the Dead. Phew! That's a relief! Only ONE of the dead though?! What about the others? monkaS	Posted by Setharial#7283 on Aug 27, 2018, 5:04:01 PM Quote this Post
" Setharial wrote: " Shovelcut wrote: " Bex_GGG wrote: Niko's mechanical explorer, the Crawler, will guide you to bypass one of the Dead. Phew! That's a relief! Only ONE of the dead though?! What about the others? monkaS I believe this quote answers your question. :) " Bex_GGG wrote: There is a sure way to die. Just a lowly standard player. May RNGesus be with you. Stop trying to make people play the game like you do. If they don't enjoy it how about just leave it at that?	Posted by Shovelcut#3450 on Aug 27, 2018, 5:06:04 PM Quote this Post
" Bex_GGG wrote: I ran the patch notes so far for Delve through a Markov Chain text generator and wanted to share its results with you. Moved the player with a very short cooldown. Items filters are now children hanging out in Oriath Square (the nice version). I wildly laugh on this two ...	Posted by Shayda123#7629 on Aug 27, 2018, 5:06:16 PM Quote this Post
"There is a sure way to die" That one's not new, Bex. There's been a sure way to die in Wraeclast since the game launched :P _____ I do so love Algorithm Patch Notes, always a good laugh. Never stop doing these, Bex! She/Her	Posted by 1453R#7804 on Aug 27, 2018, 5:06:44 PM Quote this Post