What Happens When You Let An Algorithm Write the Delve Patch Notes

Actual patch notes when?
"In this game you're just a cow being milked, not a human being entertained" - Kiss_Me_Quick
These changes allow minion players to get into a bad state.

You forgot to scramble that one.
"If they actually showed gameplay with it zoomed out and then zoomed it in for the real one I think there would be actual riots in the street. I think that people would burn the building down."
Thats all i need to know ;P
"Repeatedly weapon-swapping is now called the Dweller of the Sands questline."
Please don't touch CoWS builds :(
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IIPheXII wrote:
Actual patch notes when?



Tomorrow... today we're expecting a "balance developer's manifesto".
Official confirmed. Lags are a feature of the game:
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Moved the player with a very short cooldown.
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Shovelcut wrote:
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Bex_GGG wrote:
  • Niko's mechanical explorer, the Crawler, will guide you to bypass one of the Dead.


Phew! That's a relief!


Only ONE of the dead though?! What about the others? monkaS
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Setharial wrote:
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Shovelcut wrote:
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Bex_GGG wrote:
  • Niko's mechanical explorer, the Crawler, will guide you to bypass one of the Dead.


Phew! That's a relief!


Only ONE of the dead though?! What about the others? monkaS


I believe this quote answers your question. :)
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Bex_GGG wrote:
  • There is a sure way to die.
Just a lowly standard player. May RNGesus be with you.
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Bex_GGG wrote:
I ran the patch notes so far for Delve through a Markov Chain text generator and wanted to share its results with you.

  • Moved the player with a very short cooldown.
  • Items filters are now children hanging out in Oriath Square (the nice version).


I wildly laugh on this two ...
"There is a sure way to die"

That one's not new, Bex. There's been a sure way to die in Wraeclast since the game launched :P
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I do so love Algorithm Patch Notes, always a good laugh. Never stop doing these, Bex!

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