If POE was a medicine what would its warning label be?

Keep out of reach of children.
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Warning: You may have to open this Bottle Chest 2387 times in order to find 1x Pill Shard before building Pill of Life Orb. If you are in dire need of a Pill of Life Orb, please PM your Doctor to trade 30 Exalt Orbs for 1x Pill Shard, or 200ex for Pill of Life Orb. In the event that your Doctor is AFK, please contact GGG and tell them that an auction house makes sure that a player doesn't have to rely on finding people actually sitting at their PC to buy items stuffed behind level walls and mapping RNG systems.

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If poe was medicine you would need extensive use of various currencies and chants to improve said medicine.

Medicine randomly changes properties and cures random up to red diseases.
I dislike rarity so much im almost quitting poe2. GGG.
Last edited by webas#6820 on Feb 9, 2018, 10:18:35 AM
There would be no warning label.
You'd have to consult the medicine wiki to know what it does, when to take it and when not to.
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