If POE was a medicine what would its warning label be?
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May cause rampant bleeding. Literally.
In the event of bleeding, BYOF (bring your own flask). It's why instant heal staunching flasks sell for 8c while other instant heal flasks sell for 1-2c or less (Abyss SC). ▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄ ▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒░░░░░░░░░░░░░ cipher_nemo ░░░░░░░░░░░░░▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒ ▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀ Last edited by cipher_nemo#6436 on Feb 7, 2018, 9:14:08 AM
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"Once you get to maps, we own your soul"
Peace, -Boem- Freedom is not worth having if it does not include the freedom to make mistakes
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Ignored.
If I like a game, it'll either be amazing later or awful forever. There's no in-between.
I am Path of Exile's biggest whale. Period. |
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"warning: may cause excessive swearing at the creators of said medication for its 1% effectiveness rate."
"Bonus points if it is Scion/Witch because they have nice knees. Ranger has ugly knees and other characters are men so playing them would be homoerotic." - CAKE, 10/20/21
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"Bad"
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Are you waking up too early?
Cant you sleep during night? Is insomnia something that troubles you? Than we have something for YOU! Path Of exile! - you will not have a time to worry about sleeping deprivation! - your thoughts will be focused on game only! - you can trade and earn tone of currency! - you dont have to bother you doctor any more and save money and can support us! - you will win! warning: your surrounding dont have to agree with it, but who cares! Last edited by Rexeos#3429 on Feb 7, 2018, 9:04:25 AM
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Y'know dat vintage cough medicine stickers.
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" BAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Brilliant. The addiction ones are too obvious. "Anal Leakage"? No.......... "Prolonged Use May Cause Weight Gain"? Maybe........... How about: "Effectiveness of this medication subject to change without notice. Consult your doctor for dosage adjustments every 3 months" |
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something that makes you die next time you take it due to it's random "crash-error" events
it will never be fixed I know |
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Warning, will not ignite
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