If POE was a medicine what would its warning label be?
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May cause obsessive theory crafting
Take with drink, lots of drink. Do not use after midnight or you'll turn into a gremlin. Prolonged exposure may cause speaking in tongues. I'll take "Swords" for two hundred Alex. -Faux Sean Connery Last bumped on Feb 9, 2018, 11:13:42 AM
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Prolonged exposure may cause addiction.
Overdose may cause a serious case of elitism. Usage may give you temporary (or permanent) egoistic traits. Bring me some coffee and I'll bring you a smile.
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manufacturer supports SJW's
I got a fever and the only prescription, is more cowbell!
Perandus Jewels: https://www.pathofexile.com/forum/view-thread/3584147 |
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May cause unreasonable spending behavior.
Extended use may lead to physiological and psychological addiction. Higher doses may cause random outbursts of rage. May cause incoherent rambling or muttering to self after subsiding of its effect. Edit: Forgot the most important one. Contains your daily salt allowance in one dosage. "Into the Labyrinth! left step, right step, step step, left left. Into the Labyrinth!" Last edited by Mythabril#4961 on Feb 6, 2018, 3:08:49 PM
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May cause a variety of mental abnormalties, including, but not limited to: frustration, depression, loss of concentration, change in speach patterns or strong emotional outbursts.
Prolonged use may cause addiction. Keep safe from children and 12 year old rage kiddies. I make dumb builds, therefore I am.
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Doze balance may always be wrong
ZiggyD is the Labyrinth of streamers, some like it, some dont, but GGG will make sure to push it down ur throat to make you like it
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Warning, this medicine only works 1% of the time. May lead to disappointment in results 99% of the time.
:) Last edited by Grumpyoldg#1056 on Feb 6, 2018, 3:33:08 PM
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'May contain dangerous amounts of sodium.'
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Effects are based on RNG and are etirely unpredictable.
Mostly safe but 1 dose may unexpectedly just fuckin' kill you. Wolf I'll take "Swords" for two hundred Alex.
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Medicine: Free
Container: 500% increased price ZiggyD is the Labyrinth of streamers, some like it, some dont, but GGG will make sure to push it down ur throat to make you like it
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