Giving a beta key

well this link from another thread

think it worth to see even without any key :D

http://www.collegehumor.com/video/6853117/look-at-this-instagram-nickelback-parody

hope you'll enjoy this as much as I did :)

Three guys met a fairy. She promised each of them 3 wishes.

For the first wish, Guy 1 said: "I want a beautiful house somewhere on a sunny island"
Guy 2: "That's a great idea! I wish the same."
Guy 3: "Hm let me think... I want my left arm to spin insanely fast forever."

The fairy snapped her fingers and the wishes were granted.

For the second wish, Guy 1 went on: "I don't want to be lonely. I wish for a smart, loyal and super hot wife."
Guy 2: "You have a point. I want a wife like Guy 1, just hotter *trollface*"
Guy 3: "So now I have this fast spinning left arm, but I want my right arm to spin insanely fast too."

The fairy snapped her fingers and the wishes were granted.

Guy 1 on the last wish: "So let's be honest, everyone needs money. I wish I had a bottomless treasure chest with endless money in it."
Guy 2: "Well you're last ideas were brillant, might aswell copy this wish."
Guy 3: "I have an amazing idea! Let my head spin insanely fast for the rest of my life too, this way I can see everything around me."

The fairy snapped her fingers and the wishes were granted.


The guys parted ways, but some years later they met again.
Guy 1: "Omg my life is so awesome. I couldn't wish for more!"
Guy 2 "I know right. I'm the happiest guy alive!"
Guy 3 hesitated a little, whit his arms and head spinning around like crazy. Then he said: "I'm not sure guys. Maybe my wishes were bullshit!"



tl;dr: best joke in this thread.

Two atoms walk in a bar.

The first one says: "I think I've lost an electron".

The second one answers: "Are you sure?"

So the first one: "I'm POSITIVE!"

good jokes so far..

gonna give some more people a chance - gonna pick a winner the first thing in the morning when I wake up.. Good luck!

2 part joke, hope I don't get banned. :) (very desperate for a key)

Q: How do you fit 100 babies in a bucket?
A: With a blender.

Q: How do you get them back out again?
A: With Doritos.

wub wub wub wub wub DROP wub wub wub wub wub wub wub wuuuuub wub wub wub DROP wub

Do I win? :D

On a not-so-serious note

Q. How many Dragon Ball Z characters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A. One but it takes them 10 episodes to do so! *Badum tsh*


Another one:

A Higgs boson walks into a church. The priest stops the particle and says, "We don't allow your kind in here." Undeterred the particle responds: "But without me, you can't have mass."

2 People having sex = Twosome
3 People having sex = threesome
4 people having sex = foursome
___________________ = handsome

Got it? haha

I'm so tired of racial sterotypes. Not every Arab makes bombs...

Some of them make Slurpees.

"

Centress wrote:

2 part joke, hope I don't get banned. :) (very desperate for a key)

Q: How do you fit 100 babies in a bucket?
A: With a blender.

Q: How do you get them back out again?
A: With Doritos.

lol did you steal this from the willywonka livestream ??
i take credit for half the joke if you did xP

What's the hardest part to eat of a vegetable?

The wheelchair.