Giving a beta key

lol, No Mordicon is my RL friend, I told it to him today.

To the man in the wheelchair who stole my camouflage jacket...

You can hide, but you can't run..

yo mamma so fat she went on a date in high heel and came back wearing sandals..

that's the best thing i can come up for now..

This guy goes to a super market and goes to isle 12 and asks for a box of condoms.

The lady askes "what size" and the guy says "I don't know" so the lady askes him to pull down his pants.

The lady tugs a few times and says "you need a box of x-large condoms".

So this guy hears behind him and he asks for a box of condom's, and the lady says "what size" and the guy says I don't know.

So the lady asks him to pull down his pants.

The lady tugs a few time and says "get a box of medium condoms"

So this teenager in isle 11 hears and wants some of the action.

So he goes to isle 12 and asks "can I have a box of condoms"

The lady asks "what size" and the teenage says "I don't know"

So the lady asks him to pull down his pants .

When he does, the lady tugs a few times, stands up and announces "Clean up in isle 12"

grandson asked his grandfather: Grandpa when you were a little boy you had a computer game? His grandfather replies, of course! grandson: a what? Grandpa: WOODEN

a world without women
is a pain in the ass.

Two blondes are wondering what to do to get the Nobel Prize. One proposes:
-Maybe fly to the sun?
Second:
-LOL WUT, there's so hot, we will burn.
-so we can fly at night.

What's the difference between a 4 year old boy and a bag of cocaine?

eric clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall from a 20 story window

lol

What the ghost sayed to the bee ??

-BooBee xD