The PoE is for Spork

anyone who doesn't yet have a Magic Find Sporker in their account, please raise your hands.

*raises hand*
*feels ashamed and alone*

and observing the way GGG work throughout Open Beta, I'm sure they would rather nerf Spork into oblivion and piss everybody off, than fix the terrible, terrible system that made this anti-fun build so popular in the first place. made people think in terms of "how do I get rich in this game?", as opposed to "how do I have fun in this game?".

I've had it. no more QQing about drops and crafting. it's pointless, and nothing is going to change.
I'm making a Sporker, stacking him/her with Magic Find, so I can finally get the drops I deserve after semi-no-lifing this game for almost 9 months.
then, I'll go ahead and start scamming and ripping off people in trade, because that's what GGG want me to do. hell, I may even multibox and RMT a bit because why the hell not?

Spoiler
yes I'm being sarcastic, and yes I'm extremely angry
Alva: I'm sweating like a hog in heat
Shadow: That was fun
*raises hand*
*feels not ashamed and not alone*

but im happy when i have MF Sporker in group ;)
*raises hand*
I dont have a magic finder, im playing with like 70 rarity and 20 quantity which comes from myself found defensive gear, so no i dont play mfer and im good with it, offcourse its much more fun to get good drops with mfer but its kinda tiring to go through hordes of unid rares, last time i did a map with mfer i used up like 2 stacks of wisdoms, ridiculous
It's not all it's made out to be.
RNG is indeed strange.
When I upgraded my Sporker with an Andarius, I saw an immediate improvement in yellow drops and a few uniques. But this lasted for only a few hours. Now, with the same IIR/IIQ (23/312), I can go for ages without a seeing a unique. Is it entirely RNG? I do not think so. Luck gets cut somehow.
Just play whatever gets you off.
No Sporker here. Never really bothered with MF type gears or characters, that kind of grinding doesn't really appeal. Rather reroll fun builds or play my high lvl toons because I enjoy playing them.

edit: Reave ftw.
We tested it extensively
Last edited by Icholas#7287 on Sep 10, 2013, 3:18:54 AM
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johnKeys wrote:


yes I'm being sarcastic, and yes I'm extremely angry


and bitter, don't forget that one
*/raises hand
Sloooowly working on one, not sure if that counts as having or not.

Not sure I'll even play it, or play it as a sporker at all, but well it is there and getting leveled when I feel like paying some attention to it.
*raises hand*
*8 stars* <== not ashamed.
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