Large Chests
" I feel ya, that's what came into my mind as I clicked on this thread
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LMAO, COCOmoloco. Tell me why the moment I read the other guys post, I thought of her. Dark Souls was always a bit strange, but discovering her the first time was surreal, especially on my '50 inch TV. Jesus!
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" I love to go into her dread thicket and grab her large chest. |
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" What's her large chest doing in her dread thicket? Sounds like an instance has gone really rather badly wrong...! |
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Bring back Merveil's chest! We wont farm it like we did back in old days we promise :)
IGN - Burq Last edited by kyoritsu#5263 on May 2, 2013, 4:55:55 PM
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" I don't have to do one to do the other, I just do them at the same time. |
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Large Chests are just one of those classic PoE things.
Really unexplainable. You suddenly meet heavy resistance for no apparent reason. You cain through it wondering what the heck is going on, blues dropping left right and centre from dead white mobs. Suddenly you see it. There in the corner of the screen is a light yellowish haze. Ahhhhh, a state of instant Karma rushes over you. A Large Chest. You stand over it for a while, dreaming of endless quantities of items spewing over you like a fucked up robot porn film. You dare not touch it, the dream becoming more enjoyable than the reality. Eventually you give in. You click the chest. You are deflated. Reality has returned and you wonder what all the excitement was for as you decide whether to vendor the blues on principle. You are tired. You take a nap. You awake next to a computer game you can't for the minute remember the name of. Ah yes, my love, my PoE. |
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" You mean you are so fat, that you have your own boobs? Or what is a "boob guy"? ;) |
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If you are going to the dread thicket to find a large chest you are doing it wrong.
;) In Wraeclast, if someone tries to kill you... you just kill them right back.
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" Someone who thinks boobs are more important than ass. |
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