Creating an elder ring was the most idiotic thing I have ever done in PoE

> Oh, I need an elder ring, let's do this.
> Got influence somewhere near underground river, gotta expand that.
> Damn, I don't have any underground sea, let's check PoE trade.
> Oh nice, there are plenty!
> AFK
> No response.
> Finally bought my tier 6 map for 5 chaos, because no one ever wants to bother to sell me a map for 1 alch.

(50 min later)
> Yay, got my elder spawned now. Perfect straight line I wanted. Let's start to make a circle!
> Should I go right or bottom? Let's google a bit.
> There is too many threads about this, I'm getting a headache.
> Let's do both sides together!
> Damn, I don't have courtyard let's go to PoE trade...
> AFK / no response / DNF / whatever.
> Did courtyard (5c), but what if shaper attacks from cursed crypt he occupies? Wonders...

(30 min later)
> Yay, I am near thicket now! Let's go back to the beginning and go down a bit now.
> Damn, I got no vault...

(10 min later)
> I am on the 30 maps limit now, need to cut something.
> Armoury looks safe to cut, let's do this.
> Damn! Shaper took away 5 maps on the right. Calm down, you can regain the control.

(20 min later)
> I got my influence back, but wait a second, elder took cursed crypt. I will soon be on my limit, gotta remove it.
> (removes whole right wing again) Is this real? Gotta smoke and chill for a min...

(30 min later)
> I need to buy another 50 maps for 500c, because of the shaper trolling me.
> I am trying to ignore super heavy spam, because PoE trade didn't update and I chose alts insted of chaos.
> Need to chill and calm down my nerves again.

(928 940 min later)
> Finally, I am only two maps away from connecting the ring! Just need to buy another map...
> Damn, got 30 maps already, need to do some cutting...
> This one looks perfectly safe. There will still be a connection, so shouldn't be a prob?
(cuts)
> Whole wing gets removed again.

(quits PoE)
(quits life)

I have never had LESS fun and MORE irritation than this in an entire PoE's history. I don't ask for a nerf, but this is just beyond stupid.

INB4: "But you don't have to do it!"
- You don't have to wear a body armour as well but we all know how good it is.
Last edited by Varskar#5872 on Sep 6, 2020, 1:38:23 PM
Last bumped on Apr 30, 2018, 5:43:24 AM
Well you really don't have too I don't have an elder ring and I sustained just fine lol
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What is this, I am just vaaling my maps and do every mod like a pleb. Been stuck doing tier 15s for some time, so sad.
I tried 2x I have been 2 maps to close ring and 2x I lost all ring. I gave up. Fuck the ring. I can do elder influnce maps anyway without the ring.
Last edited by Kastmar#4974 on Apr 7, 2018, 4:03:02 PM
LOL
THE ELDER RING MUST DIE

Last edited by Molochmane#0328 on Apr 7, 2018, 10:11:27 PM
At least you could do sextant blocking quickly. Remove elder rings but dont nerf elder infuence mechancis.
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An elder ring is worthless unless you're a min-maxer (more or less). I mean, it's not like a regular player can just set up an elder ring and suddenly they're getting multiple exalts while over sustaining on every map.
this elder ring thing sounds like a job. it's boring.
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