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I'd like to know when you guys would rather be alive? Back when life expectancy was 40? I'm a pretty pessimist but that don't mean we dont live in best times ever. Could be better is all.
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I pray every night for a real life zombie apocalypse.
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Wraeclastian wrote:
I pray every night for a real life zombie apocalypse.
that's fucked up
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ScrotieMcB wrote:
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Wraeclastian wrote:
I pray every night for a real life zombie apocalypse.
that's fucked up



it's pretty easy to manage, just kill tv, radio and internet in some town and watch people you've never seen before.
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Wraeclastian wrote:
I pray every night for a real life zombie apocalypse.


Take any old zombie movie, and move the zombie's hands much closer together (about 3-4 inches apart). Now bend the elbows and bring the arms in so they are close to the body. Lastly, put a cell phone in the zombie's hands. Mute the continual moaning for "brains".

Now look in any public space. Does it look familiar to the revised zombie movie?
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ScrotieMcB wrote:
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Wraeclastian wrote:
I pray every night for a real life zombie apocalypse.
that's fucked up


Why do you say that?

EDIT: @DalaiLama - Pretty damn close to being a zombie but I want those fast running brain eaters from 28 Days Later.
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Last edited by Wraeclastian on Jun 17, 2017, 1:55:43 AM
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Aim_Deep wrote:
I'd like to know when you guys would rather be alive? Back when life expectancy was 40? I'm a pretty pessimist but that don't mean we dont live in best times ever. Could be better is all.


You are referring to a average number from statistics.
It works like this:
Many guys with grey beards and no teeth. + Many babies that didnt make it past 1 day. = average of 40

But we already established that your not that much into math. theory of sets based on your theory that a 1,3% population is somehow going to overcome the other 98,7% inorder to install a sharia rulebook that contains 1% of the rules we nowadays require.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JcKqhDFhNHI
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Lachdanan wrote:
theory of sets based on your theory that a 1,3% population is somehow going to overcome the other 98,7% inorder to install a sharia rulebook that contains 1% of the rules we nowadays require.
Counting can be tricky sometimes.
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Last edited by ScrotieMcB on Jun 17, 2017, 6:13:10 AM
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Aim_Deep wrote:
I'd like to know when you guys would rather be alive? Back when life expectancy was 40? I'm a pretty pessimist but that don't mean we dont live in best times ever. Could be better is all.


Pre-agriculture.

I'd love to be able to live life as our biology intended for us as hunter-gatherers.

Pre ag was literally the 'best times ever' for our species. Hopefully someday something apocalyptic happens so we can get back to that.
I completely agree Scrotie, those movies always show you a couple hundreds supersexy barebreasted Jungsters that try to impress the ladies, while in reality it was more like a less than hundred uprising of old bearded grandaddys that had tapeworms anyway, but noone wants to see a movie about that.

I blame german press for miscounting. Its only a one letter difference.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JcKqhDFhNHI

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