Signs you've played too much PoE

When you haven't smoked a cigarette all day because you'd rather have PoE.

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Zelpo wrote:

^^
wat

It's a hammerdin bro lol

Why so white? A white pala is no bro!

You wake up every night panicking and covered in sweat, realising that mirror you just dropped and can not pick up was just a nighmare.

I had nightmares last night about failing every master quest i came across.

Then i wake up to find my gf almost in tears because of a Haku board in Catacombs decided to hate on her so bad. I decided to help before work. It was one of those boards that want you dead so bad.

I think i'll do my dailies after they reset, and i'm done for the day.

Some of these are just that brutal if you're not over geared for the level. It's not bad, i'm just to spoiled to facerolling in my sleep.

You hit your OOS macro when passing someone in a narrow corridor.

When you go to the art museum and expect statues to start following you

When you're late to work and you open up poexyz to find movement speed boots.

- You instinctively check with PoE goods before buying something.
- You try to raise your pal's experience by doing various mundane jobs for him daily. You secretly want him to 6 link your sombrero.
- You try to raise your resistances before meeting your boss.
- You swallow all kinds of drinks while your boss is giving you a hairdryer.
- You hoard every little bit of loot on your way home, including coins, dead cats, pebbles...
- You take your time to identify your kids toy.
- You think your other pair of shoes will give you +15% move speed.
- You ask yourself if your kitchen knife is in fact Mindflay.
- You begin to grow a pair.

You praise rngesus when your girlfriend lets you get some.

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ElChivoDiablo wrote:

When you haven't smoked a cigarette all day because you'd rather have PoE.

Sigh... all the time... all the time...