Interview with RNGesus.

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I do praise the deity of "slow progression"

He confessed.
Bring the soft cushions !

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DO you really think you are not born for greatness( = bypassing the small rngesus)?
We made the wheel to bypass "slow progression"
We made "WTS" to bypass that small think everything is obessessed with : RNGesus.

There is something better and greater than RNGesus.
I prayed it using my mind(trader mind:P) and got a much greater reward:
A splendid Anarchy/Onslaught T-Shirt:D

Open your eyes/mind and see what is behind RNGesus!!!

Heretic, trying to swoo me with your idea's!

All praise the mighty RNGesus, he who brings pleasure to those that acknowledge his existence!

He who teaches to wield the blade of adversity! Praise be to you!

Now shoo heretic with your feeble mind!

Continue to be a sheep :-(. 90% of community praying for the same false god.. (edit: RANDOM_ng)

A goat, A goat .....
Sheeps are a different spezies.

You see, no one's going to help you Boem, because there isn't anybody out there to do it. No one. We're all just complicated arrangements of atoms and subatomic particles — we don't live. But our atoms do move about in such a way as to give us identity and consciousness. We don't die; our atoms just rearrange themselves. There is no RNGesus. There can be no RNGesus; it's ridiculous to think in terms of a superior being. An inferior being, maybe, because we, we who don't even exist, we arrange our lives with more order and harmony than RNGesus ever arranged Wraeclast. We measure; we plot; we craft wonderful new things. We are the architects of our own existence. What a lunatic concept to bow down before RNGesus who gives millions of identity scrolls, but nothing worthy of identifying. What folly to even think that we should not insult such RNGesus, damn him, think him out of existence. It is our duty to think RNGesus out of existence. It is our duty to insult him. Fuck you,RNGesus! Strike me down if you dare, you tyrant, you non-existent fraud! It is the duty of all human beings to think RNGesus out of existence. Then we have a future. Because then — and only then — do we take full responsibility for who we are. And that's what you must do, Boem: think RNGesus out of existence; take responsibility for who you are.

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Hardlicker wrote:

You see, no one's going to help you Boem, because there isn't anybody out there to do it.

Oh really? And what about the holy patch notes + announcements? Doesn't those help you?
What about the gifts you get for free(24 char slots + 4 tabs) and the ones you get when you fulfill your duties( extra stash tabs)? None of those help yeah....

There are things that are going to help you, just not : Random number generator.



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Some people just enjoy the challenges that RNG presents them with, others do not.

Chill guys it's all good.

Why so much hate for the RNGesus? Did he disappoint you?

Tell Boem all your little RNGesus tales. Some of them filled with laughter some of them with hate and most that nobody will give a fuck about, let it all flow.

I play Snakes and Ladders with my young son and I find myself having to cheat to lose most of the time (he really likes to win). I guess RNGesus loves me when I'm rolling dice for some reason.

I don't think that I'll test my theory at the craps tables in Vegas.