Interview with RNGesus.

Boem : So RNGesus let's begin with an introduction, who are you and what do you stand for?

RNGesus : i am RNGesus, the father of doge.
Boem : that brings more questions then answers, but let's leave it at that.

Boem : so what do you have planned for us puny humans in the universe we call wreaclast.
RNGesus : I have planned nothing, therefore , my plan cannot fail.

Boem : Okay that makes sense, sort of, so how do you operate in our realm?
RNGesus : i am the one that grants you skill and fun, and takes it away when i see fit.

Boem : how does that process work?
RNGesus : It's much like eating a pie and drinking beer and then going to the toilet, the result will always astonish you, but will never be the same. It might bring pleasure or discomfort at any given time.

Boem : there is a rumor going around to sacrifice 2 goats to you in order to gain more wealth, is this accurate?
RNGesus : Only the fish can tell.

Boem : Ok, would you like to say something to the players?
RNGesus : sure, why not.

Boem : okay i think this concludes our interview, i'm pretty confident we will meet again in wreaclast.
Rngesus : That is a fact, while all other things remain infinite.

GGg on and hf all
Peace
-Boem-

Who made RNGesus ?

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Who made RNGesus ?

[insert random answer here]

Probably something who has tremendous intelligence. ( compared to us players)
Devs?:D

Edit: Instead of sacrificing 2 goats for it, buy a goat(a supporter pack) for the original maker and everything will be good for everyone's life.

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Sacrifice two goats?

Boem has fallen to the tricks of another deity, "Slow Progression" is her name.
Hobbys: Disguise as RNGesus, Killing Goatses and Playing MMoRPGs and fucking with peoples lifes

His mind is poisoned and cannot be cleansed again,
i suggest we leave him in his hell.

I do praise the deity of "slow progression" for she shows me the true strength of RNGesus.

It is you who has not praised him recently!

You traders trying to bypass the godly gift's given to you by RNGesus should feel ashamed!

Heretics.

Have you no respect for Chris and GGG! They only introduced trading for the weak minded, unable to praise what Rngesus gift's.

You have to consider the possibility that RNGesus does not like you, never wanted to play with you, in all probability he hates you. It's not the worst thing that could happen.

I am pretty sure it is all random.

DO you really think you are not born for greatness( = bypassing the small rngesus)?
We made the wheel to bypass "slow progression"
We made "WTS" to bypass that small think everything is obessessed with : RNGesus.

There is something better and greater than RNGesus.
I prayed it using my mind(trader mind:P) and got a much greater reward:
A splendid Anarchy/Onslaught T-Shirt:D

Open your eyes/mind and see what is behind RNGesus!!!