Make me laugh for a beta key!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pnaLchO2gMM

0:30 - 1:20

That's me and how close i get to that key! :D

You want me to make you laugh?
What about not.

btw, how many attempts do we have :D ?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gqZOqxk_xtI

You have as many attempts as you like, it's hard to make me laugh

My favorite joke of all time.

How did Dairy Queen get pregnant?
Burger King forgot to wrap his Whopper.

So there is another joke for beta key thread and i am seeing jokes from that page in this thread. I didn't think those jokes were very funny (there was 2 or 3 good ones), but the winning joke from the other thread is now on this one! Please don't pick that one.

Here is my video again...


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N3wz2HSt7f8

Pick me I just want to play this game.


Here is another idea for a giveaway!

Glitch off!!! You set a certain hour or two to find glitches in the game to report them to GGG. The player that finds the most wins and gets the prize. So someone give me a key and we can start this new contest!

ok, my try http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8amtq5aXRL8

A woman gets on a bus with her little baby. The bus driver screams: “That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen. Ugh!” The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: “The driver just insulted me!”
The man says: “You go right up there and tell him off – go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you.”

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Kisageru wrote:

You have as many attempts as you like, it's hard to make me laugh

What do you call a member of Al-Qaeda driving a plane?!
A PILOT.